It’s not that we want to, it’s that we have to. It keeps us sane and keeps relationships long lasting. We were originally going to do this as a male/ female piece but in essence both men and women lie about the same things. Women are just much better at it, so there is a level of uncertainty there. Is she being truthful? Or is she lying? – Poor guys!

Now obviously this will not hold true for all women but those who can identify are going to read this and chuckle to themselves.

I don’t care how much money you make
Oh she cares. She very well cares. Women need stability and financial security. We need to know that you can provide for us. As with everything there are exceptions to this rule. But for the most part we do, maybe at varying degrees, but we all do!
 
Weight
I weigh X or Y amount. This is such a personal issue. Women are sometimes embarrassed by their true size, may it be lesser or larger. According to surveys, women have lower self-esteem than men, I blame society. Lying about our weight gives us an instant confidence boost.
 
I got it on sale
No she didn’t, moving on.
 
I had X amount of sexual partners
She may climb the scale to not seem inexperienced. She may jet down the scale to not seem like a ‘hoe’.
 
Size does not matter
Unless you’re packing a mandingo, John Holmes type penis, size does matter. What make ‘niccas’ think they can hit her spot with a 1 inch pinky finger type d*ck. Let’s be real. We’re considerate to your feelings so we won’t tell you, but c’mon guys that’s a no-brainer. See here

I’m forever faithful.
I’ve never cheated and I would never cheat. She has and she will. She doesn’t want you thinking any lesser of her so she will try to keep past indiscretions to herself. This is a another topic on it’s own though, so we will stop here for now.
 
I don’t suck D*CK…Sorry!
I don’t perform oral on the male sexual, reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct. O_o
 
I’m fine.
Disaster Alert! For the love of ‘Gawwd’ she’s not fine.
 
I want to meet your mom.
This woman brought you into this world. She thinks she’s queen. She’s going to be the reason for most arguments. We’ll never be good enough, smart enough, we’re too fat, too small, too tall, too short, smell too good. If we could hold out from meeting your mom until wedding day, we most definitely will. Even then we’ll find a way to scratch her name off the guest list.
 
I have never lied to you.
This is still the most believable lie.

 
Sorry Ladies! Agree or Disagree? Share your views