Author Archives: Damian Evans

Cunnilingus Causes Cancer?

Jun 4, '13 by Damian Evans
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Todays WTF news is brought to you by Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas:  the star of  Fatal Attraction, has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex. WHAT!! Liberace Trailer: When asked about his years of alcohol and cigarette abuse, he replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.” Well. I. Never. Do any ladies want to weigh in on this topic? No!! Ok.  

NEYMAR Jr. – FC Barcelona

Jun 4, '13 by Damian Evans
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Barca fans all know how the season ended. Though they won the La Liga, the virtually imploded in the Champions League. Conceding 7 goals at the hands of eventual winners, Bayern Munich. Yesterday however, in a move to prevent such things happening in the future, they unveiled Brazil’s hottest talent, Neymar Jr. FC Barcelona fans what do you think about this signing? Do you think he can mesh with Messi and light the football world on fire? Or do you think it would all come…

PS3 – The Last of Us

Jun 4, '13 by Damian Evans
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To be honest, we are Xbox 360 fans here at SCORCH. But this game has definitely caught our eye. The Last of Us is a post-apocalyptic action shooter game developed by Naughty Dog. Joel, a brutal survivor, and Ellie, a brave younger teenage girl who is wise beyond her years, must work together if they hope to survive their journey across the US. Release: Jun 14, 2013 PS3 fans, are you gonna cop this when it comes out? Holla back and let us know.  

Game Of Thrones – RED WEDDING

Jun 4, '13 by Damian Evans
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SPOILER ALERT!! The above video basically sums up how a lot of people felt. [divider] We waited long enough to talk about last Sunday’s episode of GOT. So we hope all of you saw it by now. Talisa was stabbed repeatedly in the stomach. What made it even more shocking is that she was carrying Robb’s child. MIND = BLOWN Let us know what you thought after watching it.

RIP Mac Daddy

May 1, '13 by Damian Evans
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According to what Kelly’s mom said in the police report, he used a combination of cocaine and heroin the night before his death :/ …. [divider] Update 5:53 AM PT — Kelly’s death is being investigated as a drug overdose, so says Fulton County police Cpl. Kay Lester. It’s unclear what kind of drug or drugs officials believe Kelly had been using prior to his death. An autopsy is set to take place later this morning [divider] Those of you you who grow up in…

FC Barcelona vs Bayern Munich

May 1, '13 by Damian Evans
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It’s been said that the only team that can comeback from a 4-0 cutarse, is FC Barcelona. This is easier said than done, though. Bayern Munich are probably the most complete side in the UEFA Champion’s League this season. Barca need to score 4 unanswered goals to even force a tie, an uphill battle to say the very least. Important also to note, Barca have been bit by the injury bug of late. Puyol, Mascherano, Messi and now Busquets are all nursing some sort of…

Real Madrid vs Borussia Dortmund

Apr 30, '13 by Damian Evans
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Can Real Madrid come back?? Robert Lewandowski fired four goals as Borussia Dortmund emulated fellow Germans Bayern Munich’s Champions League semi-final La Liga domination with a 4-1 win over Real Madrid. Real need to score 3 unanswered goals to win the game. CR7 will need to come up big and somebody needs to keel their eye on Lewandowski who, is the hottest striker in Europe this season. Check out our Live Blog entries during the game and feel free to register and join in! Real fans, if…