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	<title>The SCORCH &#187; Phillipé Tristan Alexander</title>
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		<title>#YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2015 19:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Phillipé Tristan Alexander]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I got up this morning and did something I usually don&#8217;t do. I checked my Twitter. I clicked the Search bar and was shown some of the highest trending topics. There was only one that really caught my eye, #ItsADateIf. However, we all know we don&#8217;t &#8216;date&#8217; in the Caribbean so I had to add a little twist on the hashtag with #YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf&#8230;. #HeTrackingYuhIf &#8230;He picks you up. Regardless of if it&#8217;s a rust-bucket, when a man goes out of his way to pick...  <div><a href="http://166.78.7.22/yuhknowhetrackingyuhif/" class="readmore">Continue reading &#8594;</a></div>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I got up this morning and did something I usually don&#8217;t do. I checked my Twitter. I clicked the Search bar and was shown some of the highest trending topics. There was only one that really caught my eye, #ItsADateIf. However, we all know we don&#8217;t &#8216;date&#8217; in the Caribbean so I had to add a little twist on the hashtag with <em>#YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf</em>&#8230;.</p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>&#8230;He picks you up. Regardless of if it&#8217;s a rust-bucket, when a man goes out of his way to pick your needy a$$ up, that&#8217;s a clear sign.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong> &#8230;you have to travel to meet him somewhere, so you both can travel somewhere, to where you have to catch a car to go somewhere…. you catch my drift?</p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>&#8230;He carries you somewhere you can be comfortable. Expecting him to take you to somewhere extravagant on the first date means you&#8217;re setting yourself up for disaster. But if he carries you to Popeyes, girl RUN.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>&#8230;he carries you to Hyatt. My bad, if he carries you to STAY in the Hyatt, especially in the first quarter. This ain’t pretty woman.Ain&#8217;t nobody got time for that. </p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>&#8230;he carries you on a drive and you end up somewhere completely unexpected. Sometimes ending up somewhere with a great view or mellow vibes means he&#8217;s trying to impress but not overachieve.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>&#8230;you end up in jail by the end of the night. *plays Trap Queen in the background*</p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong> &#8230;If he got on that nice cologne.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>&#8230;he got on that Axe. No girl. </p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>&#8230; it’s quality time with just you and him.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>&#8230;his buddies, his momma, his girlfriend you just found out about, or a camera crew is present. That last person you&#8217;d want to be on a date with is Ian Alleyne. </p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>.. you guys end up in a romantic setting, whether it be in his living room watching a bootleg or fancy dinner.<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>..he tell you meet him at Aria, Tzar, 51, or any club for that matter. </p>
<p><em><strong> #HeTrackingYuhIf </em></strong>&#8230; he pays for your doubles. If he buys you a Coke too, oohh girl, he got money!<br />
<strong> <em>He NOT on yuh If</em></strong>&#8230;he carries you by the shadiest Gyro man on the avenue. He’s probably trying to kill you. </p>
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