Author Archives: Sasha Lowhar

Somebody Pay Rihanna Please

Pay up or yuh dead. Seems to be the philosophy for Ri Ri. The anticipated BBHMM video from the Bajan queen premiered at midnight last night, and whilst some of you were probably on yuh fourth dream, a few SCORCH night crawlers happened to take it in. Now we’ve been convinced Rih could be a lil on de off side for a while now eh but she cleared any doubts we had with this video. Homegirl boxed up the “B*tch”s wife in an ole grip…

Kimye Boobed?

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So Kimye are apparently making their rounds at Paris Fashion Week, *lifestyles of the rich and famous and surgically bodacious* but umm Kanye has always been notorious for his rather risque choices in fashion and it hasn’t let up one bit on his Paris trip… In the midst of photographers hecklin at the couple for being late to a show and runnin round trying to rescue his woman from crazy sickafants, he is seen here looking rather relaxed and boobalicious sitting at a Lanvin show…

Whey meh car?

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So by now in 2014 everyone has witnessed a car being towed or had their very own car wrecked by these wretched machines on wheels with an attached arm of doom, whom by the way travel in pairs and remove a car from a spot faster than a Soaka ticket from a promoter’s hand. So whether you get a ‘bess park’ and make a small turn in Frankie’s on a Friday night to ole talk with your padnas or maybe you took a chance to…