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Meh Fren and Dem… aka Pop a bottle on Tax payers money.

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Please stop what you are doing, go into your wallet and take out ALL of your money and throw it out the window. In fact, wait and give it to the very next stranger you see. Don’t have cash? Head to the bank and withdraw a few hundred and then give it away. I can hear it already: “Steupss, this writer MAD! Who going and do that?” You wouldn’t dare give away your hard earned money, so why are you letting the government do it?…

NEVER POP DOWN: A How-To Guide

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We here at SCORCH want our pumpers to have an enjoyable experience at each of our events. On our part, we bring the vibes, and all you have to do is bring yaself! But of course you have to be well suited for the occasion, and as you know our event Last Saturday was ‘The Pop Up Cruise’….and we ain’t really tryin’ to ever see any of allyuh POP DOWN! So here are a few SCORCH commandments to help you to NEVER POP DOWN at…

Newsflash: SCORCH is back!

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We went silent for a lil’ bit but we coming back to trouble allyuh souls. With so much happening on the local and international scene we just couldn’t keep quiet any longer. Get used to hearing from us again as we touch on everything from politics, sports, fashion, love, sex and relationships, to entertainment, the local scene and everything else in between. Whether it’s a full length analysis of a serious issue, a quick tweet updating yuh on a trending topic, a brief commentary on…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Momma

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The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know. Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival. 10. Baby Momma Body While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is…

Mohican Fit: 10 Min Workout

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Life can often consume us and there never seems to be enough hours in the day to get everything done. Often shoved into the “postponed folder” is that new fitness routine that you are still planning to start “tomorrow”. Here is a short workout that can help you be picture proud in your Tribe Mohican costume by Scorch come next year. Mohican Morning Blast! Try these exercises first thing in the morning. Push Ups Traditional move that is still relevant. Place arms shoulder width apart,…

Rihanna Bim Concert Postponed?

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#RihannaNavyBarbados went cray yesterday afternoon upon learning that RihRih had to postpone the Barbados leg of The Diamonds World Tour. According to a press release by tour promoters, Live Nation World Touring, the concert, which was carded for Nov 1st, will be postponed until NEXT YEAR. The press release stated that the postponement was due to “technical difficulties associated with the transport of equipment.” uuhhhhh…. ok? If you ask me, I think they could have come up with something better. Doh say I say, but…

SCORCH Fashion Re-Fix – Elizabeth Darwish

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Fashion Re-fix time again SCORCHERS. Meet Elizabeth Darwish fondly known by friends as Saaja (pronounced Say-Jah). Elizabeth recently got a new job and wanted help spicing up her Casual Friday wardrobe and well that’s where we at SCORCH came in. First we visited the ever versatile Bally and we asked him to hook our girl up. Then we called in our favourite, friendly-neighbourhood Stylist Dani and she visited GlamStar and picked some hot looks that can easily be transformed from office wear to ‘Friday night drinks…

Conversation with a specialist: Ricarda Thompson

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We at SCORCH hear the criticism all the time. “Y’all just have a bunch of pretty faces in the magazine, they lack substance!” Well Ricarda blows that stereotype to pieces. Not only is she a 7+ Stunna but she also has a lot more to offer as well. She’s a “fly-girl” in every sense of the word! What’s your age and profession? I recently turned 23 and I’m a Helicopter Pilot. How did you decide that was what you wanted to do? From small I…