Author Archives: SCORCH Magazine

10 Must Have Instagram Posts

In three flicks of the thumb you would probably see at least three of the same posts by three different people. As such, your good friends at SCORCH decided to identify some of the most popular categories and see if there were any offender s within the SCORCH family.

How to spot Thirsty N!ggas

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We all know those n!ggas that stay being thirsty. They’re out there throwing their line into the water hoping any ol’ wabeen will bite. Here are a few sure ways to spot them Gatorade needing, dry throat like they’re in the Sahara type fools.

10 Ways To Do You Boo Boo!

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We think it’s high time you females learn to ‘do you’ humbly and unapologetically. You don’t need to post weekly memes proclaiming how much you’re doing your thing, how independent you are and why everyone should ‘Beware of Your Crazy’ if they cross you. JUST DO IT!

SCORCH Awards 2014

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Local Celebrity Scandal Winner: Room 201 Girls, Ganja and a Government Minister. If there was a Naparima Girls’ Bachannal Cookbook that would most certainly be the recipe for public scandal. Earlier this year in May, a video surfaced featuring a man who both looked and sounded like then Sports Minister Anil Roberts, rolling a small amount of marijuana in a hotel room whilst surrounded by a bevy of women. Despite the uncanny likeness in appearance and voice, Roberts adamantly denied that the self-proclaimed ‘two-pull man’…

SCORCH Soca Guide

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So, you hardly listen to the radio, and still waiting on Private Ryan to release his first soca mix for the season… here’s a lil help on finding some of the already-blazing tunes for Carnival 2015.. if we missed any, let us know! (The list is in no particular order) TRINIDADIAN Ola – Olatunji (Kan Kan Riddim) The Best – Sekon Sta (Kan Kan Riddim) Her Love – Flipo (Kan Kan Riddim) Phenomenal – Benjai (Kan Kan Riddim) Awesome – Benjai (Jungle Book Riddim) he…