Author Archives: Wally Cambridge

PAN Dos and Don’ts

SCORCH X STEEL

When someone says, “Pan”, it’s understood that they are referring to Pan Trinbago’s Panorama Semi-Finals Competition, bringing together the best steel bands and players in Trinidad and Tobago and from around the world since 1963. In the late 2000′s the Semis had a huge resurgence in popularity when some hardcore limers (probably SCORCH affiliates) decided that pan was no longer an ‘ole people ting’, but an event to ketch a vibe and bird-watch (we’ll get to that later). Since then, Pan has become a requisite…

10 Hornin’ Facts

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As Trinis we are very accustomed to the concept (and practice) of hornin’! It is the fodder for soca and kaiso annually, the cause of heated debate at work, the explanation for why your little sister’s hair has a markedly different texture to yours etc. etc . With celebrity couples dropping like flies in 2014, see Nick and Mariah, Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks, Wiz and Amber & yuh neighbour horning her husband breathless daily, SCORCH has decided to explore infidelity and we came up…

Candy Crushed: Ah Fed Up!

Addiction

I’m not gonna name names but some people have a problem. On my Facebook status updates feed I increasingly see venting. No not the regular man/woman drama; inescapable “haters”; badmind, film-flammery; office politics, politics; monkey glands raised by rainy weather; soundboy beef; new local porn or who get make out, it is something way more insidious. It is of a dark and sinister nature… people getting loud up because of Candy Crush. And I quote, “Not me and allyuh b!tches! 12 days I stuck on…

What the FOX?!

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I know I may be late…But heaven knows I’m busy! I have a job, gym, friends, family, active social life, *in Kevin Hart voice* I got kids man; so I may not be as up on Facebook and YouTube trends like people who “live” on these sites, but hey, say what at least I finally know what the fox said, and who is Ram 2. If you are sitting there scratching your head be thankful you don’t know what the jail I’m talking about, but…