You never once questioned why you should have to keep your marriage a secret. If that doesn’t make an alarm go off in your head, well then you are past the point of no return. When you have reached this stage, all I can say is Congratulations! You have officially mastered being a Damn Fool
As per my routine, I got my popcorn and glass of wine and sat in front of my television to get my weekly dose of Love and Hip Hop. My anticipation was met as Love and Hip Hop never fails to deliver on its fair share of bacchanal, drama and horning. One thing became very obvious, some girls just don’t know their place. From the love triangle of Joseline, Stevie J and Mimi to the love triangle of Amina, Peter Gunz and Tara, one thing is clear, these women don’t have a clue when they are the other woman.
Let me help all you dolls figure out when you ain’t his main chick (sorry to say).
You tell yourself it’s just for sex. Really? It’s just for sex but yet you toting feelings (raised eyebrows). Who you trying to fool, cuz you not fooling anyone else but yourself. You became the other chick when you made it clear to him that it was just for sex. It was like you signed his permission slip to go mess with other females. Poor you boo *nicki minaj voice*
Every time you are together its in private. Reality Check: He does NOT want to be seen with you in public. I know when I’m around my boyfriend too often he annoys me so I’m pretty sure being around him alone all the damn time is going to annoy you but then again how often do you actually get to be around him alone or with other people.
You’ve never seen his place because its infested. He’s telling the truth, even I believe him. His place is infested with his real woman (poker face). Men are the worst liars and they have the worst excuses when they don’t want you to know something. The other woman tend to never realise that they are being lied to but their friends always know the truth.
He hates pictures. Unless he’s a vampire then he has no excuse why he can’t be seen in pictures with you. Let’s be real, men are not the biggest fans of photos. Few of them actually like having their pictures taken but the majority don’t like the attention. It doesn’t mean they would act like the world is coming to an end if you take one with them and post it online. You are not in the mafia and the Feds are not looking for you so please come again and have a next excuse why you can’t be caught in a photo with her.
You’ll are married but both of you are the only people who knows. You would think that these things only happen in movies but like everything else that happens in movies, it has made its way to our reality.You never once questioned why you should have to keep your marriage a secret. If that doesn’t make an alarm go off in your head, well then you are past the point of no return. When you have reached this stage, all I can say is Congratulations! You have officially mastered being a Damn Fool.
