Category: F*ckery

Pipers are expert car washers, yard cleaners and cobo catchers. They are also expert dog whisperers, specialazing in Pothounds.

You hate the fact that you bought the dream and they sold you one

Once again Band Launch season has fallen upon us. In other words, it is time for one of the most crucial decisions us masqueraders will have to make: Costume choice.
As much as we would all love to play in Frontline and own the road as a ‘Frontline diva’, there are only just so many costumes to go around. Annnnd just so much money that we can pelt out.
Now, props to all the FL divas out there who believe that Carnival is a sacred event and treat it with due reverence. But…there are the lesser known, not as glamourous, who make up the majority of the band.

Fellas, we know y’all. Despite all the warnings from friends, or even friends of friends, whenever you see a bess ting, sometimes you just can’t resist. So, in case you bypassed all the major warnings from those around you, SCORCH gives you some tell-tale signs for you to look out for yourself. So here’s when you know the bird you are currently tracking or f_ckin, is a bit cray cray.

Either in the road, or in a party, we’ve all been hailed before. Whether we are the hailer or the hailee, it has become necessary at times to give a shoutout to our bredrins. While some of us are lazier to ever give a f_ck to call out our friends, others are more than excited on sight of their dear ones. Whichever you are, we are certain that you are familiar with all the different types of hail outs below. The Stoooosh Smooch This refers…

Well, ’tis Thursday! Which means, one more day closer to the weekend, as well as one more day for eeediyats on Instagram to throwback to a picture from yesterday! *shade* But like our fellow followers on Instagram, we decided to take a page out of there book today, except actually throwback to things that have become….more or less outdated! Which #tbt do you remember? Bmobile My Lime What you used to be doing at 9pm back in the day? Well, if you’re like the rest…

Here at SCORCH, we all believe in bringing the vybz and welcoming anybody who has it with them full-time! Everyone knows that being with the same crew can at times get a bit boring, and sometimes meeting someone new can spice up the lime! On the other hand though, if you are a serial killjoy and need a little advice on how to stop being a home-body and get out there and make some new friends…we have you!

In T&T at the moment, there are two types of people. Those who have BEEN on vacation, and those who are waiting to be on vacation. However, for those who doh often check their calendar, it is July 7th. This means, it is officially “Summer Time” in Trinidad. Still, summer time can mean two different things depending on whether you’re working, or schooling! Here are some tell-tale differences we caught on when yuh know it’s summertime. Working Yuh thanking the traffic Gods for closing schools…