For many, going out does not equate to being drunk…However, for the rest of the wotless population, WE JINKIN WE JINKIN. In other words, we love we alcohol. But sometimes, our alcohol doesn’t quite love us back the way we love it, unfortunately. This can only result in either a downturn of events, or developing simultaneous alter egos. So here are just a few that we’ve noticed.
If you’re in at least one What’sApp group, you’ve seen the photos and videos circulating with the Wet T-shirt competition up at BayView, Maracas yesterday. We’re sure, like us, you have so many questions about this event: Where these girls come from? They local? How much they charge to get up on that stage? (We refuse to believe they did that for free.99) Is it twerking? Is it wining? What form of dance is that? Why didn’t she just take off the short pants to…
One of our greatest hidden talents would be our knack for finding excuses to lime. Here are 7 and a half reasons we concoct to put on a fresh drawers and bounce da’ starter.
In an attempt to make better use of our work hours, we cleverly came up with a hashtag to truthfully express how we ACTUALLY spend our time in work #WhileGettingPaid.
So as social media has been informing us all (because apparently no one reads the blasted paper anymore!) there seems to be a trend of self-UNawareness plaguing us. Patient zero (publicly at least) ungraciously took the form of Mr. Caitlyn Transjenner, empowering confused males everywhere to finally let there inner female names fly! Then came along Ms. Rachel Dolezal who decided to put her own spin on her identity crisis with her Transracial struggle. So, naturally, here comes our SCORCHin’ opinion! Just think, if only…
It is the season of party and fete, which means it’s just around the season where Delilahs are on all the loose! But, it seems nowadays that Delilah isn’t the only one who’s on the loose. Ladies, time to get a wake-up call, because SCORCH is here to let you know which fellas with the broken leashes are the ones to look out for this season!
Snow. Snow. Snow. If you say it three times into a mirror at midnight a soca artist dressed in all black is going to appear out of the woods and kill you with a monotonous never changing video. More mudda-effin snow. That’s what I thought the name of the song was. Instead they need to raze the video production ingenuity for Fay-Ann’s latest music video All it would take is one scene switch for this video to be 100 times better. Maybe the director should…
The roads of Trinidad (yuh not too far off eh Tobago) is one place yuh sure to reach and get vex at least once. From the maxi man causing traffic because he gives no _ucks to granny driving like it’s Sunday evening, we just can’t seem to understand why it’s so difficult for drivers and pedestrians alike to just have some consideration or even just some damn brains. Check out some of our biggest irritations and we’re sure some of yours as well.
Summertime is right around the corner and yuh feelin’ lil antsy. Pockets feeling lil’ tight but you tell yuhself dis Summer, you out and BAD. And why not? It have enough fete to choose from, but now the trouble is, which events do you go to? What events do they have? And most importantly, what kits do I have to prepare? Don’t worry, SCORCH has yuh back with every type of party to expect this Summer.
You and your significant other’s fights more famous than Pacquiao and Mayweather, but yuh still wondering if to stay in the game?? Well SCORCH is here to give you a few signs of when yuh know it’s time to tap out.
