So I got up this morning and did something I usually don’t do. I checked my Twitter. I clicked the Search bar and was shown some of the highest trending topics. There was only one that really caught my eye, #ItsADateIf. However, we all know we don’t ‘date’ in the Caribbean so I had to add a little twist on the hashtag with #YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf…. #HeTrackingYuhIf …He picks you up. Regardless of if it’s a rust-bucket, when a man goes out of his way to pick…
Pear-shaped… hourglass-shaped… ectomorph… mesomorph… top-heavy… bottom-heavy… We’ve all heard of the different body types as described in everything from medical science journals to your everyday magazine. For those of you who aren’t sure where exactly you fit, SCORCH has put together an easy reference list that we’re sure you can all relate to.
Yuh not dating, yuh not together but he warming up yuh bed right thru? Here are a few points of clarification for your own version of _ucked up.
From the beginning of time, sex has been entangled with alot of ego and pride in one’s work. Everyone likes feeling like they are a champ in the chambers, sensual slayer in the sheets and a big, bad bully in the bedroom! Some of you may be wondering, “How do I become a Bedroom Bully?” Well, as expected, SCORCH has got the formula!
We think it’s high time you females learn to ‘do you’ humbly and unapologetically. You don’t need to post weekly memes proclaiming how much you’re doing your thing, how independent you are and why everyone should ‘Beware of Your Crazy’ if they cross you. JUST DO IT!
For our friends out there who pocket on E but wanna ball like they see on TV, here’s some quick tips on how to ball on a budget!
If you’re having any problems deciphering just how young might be ‘too young’ for you, we got yuh covered. Here are a few red flags you can look out for when spending time with yuh smallie.
By Wally Cambridge and Sasha Lowhar
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For decades psychologists and sociologists have plunged into research centering the unavoidable phenomenon of infidelity. And for years we have read many EliteDaily and BuzzFeed articles trying to, ourselves, figure out why males cannot seem to fight the urge to cheat. As such, SCORCH is happy to provide you with our own theories on the reasons why man does horn.
Despite frequent claims of “no vehicles available” and “Sergeant how-he-name on sick leave”, the police service clearly has the resources to organise a nationwide stop and search when they want. Apparently, the qualifications for a police offer are 5 CXC passes and a minimum of 3 yrs working experience at Laughlin & DeGannes since everything from engine oil to tyre pressure was getting checked. While they were checking for vehicular defects, the police clearly weren’t concerned about the use of mobile phones while driving since…
