Category: F*ckery

So we are all familiar with the story of God taking Adam’s rib and making him a mate, a partner for a lonely man so he could have someone to support him, love him, care for him, uplift him, etc. (we all know how important a woman is). So, a billion years ago, The Boss basically created a prototype of what a relationship should be. However, over time it has changed and developed in so many ways and birthed all kinda different functional and dysfunctional scenarios. So, as always, SCORCH is here to explain to you the different and most popular types of relationships.

Two weeks into the shadow of Carnival and with Easter right around the corner, some of us still find ourselves making and breaking our Lenten promises to ourselves. Who swore they would stop doing this and start doing that, yet living the same life they living since 2012. So, for those of you who, despite your New Year resolutions, still living yuh life wrong, SCORCH has some suggestions of how you can still try to redeem yuhself this Lent.

When someone says, “Pan”, it’s understood that they are referring to Pan Trinbago’s Panorama Semi-Finals Competition, bringing together the best steel bands and players in Trinidad and Tobago and from around the world since 1963. In the late 2000′s the Semis had a huge resurgence in popularity when some hardcore limers (probably SCORCH affiliates) decided that pan was no longer an ‘ole people ting’, but an event to ketch a vibe and bird-watch (we’ll get to that later). Since then, Pan has become a requisite…

Dear SCORCHers, At some point or another every woman has had an encounter with me. I mean I kinda get up in there. I puff out, hump up and make myself seen. I have my share of haters mostly from jealous b!tches or those who think they were morally appointed to judge me. Judgement passed regardless of if it’s that time of the month, the type of clothing material, nil or ill-fitting undergarments or just damn good genes. However, I can no longer take it…

The ins and outs, dos and don’ts and the P’s and _ucking Q’s of surviving the road with your significant other.

The Boss. The Big Man in the Business. Call him what you want, Neil ‘Iwer’ George is a soca staple with a career that rivals perhaps only that of Machel Montano in longevity. Since his Road March runner-up ‘Boom Boom Time’ in 1987 (yes, NINETEEN EIGHTY-SEVEN! De man shelling down fete since before the coup!) Iwer has been dropping hit after hit, racking up 3 Soca Monarch titles, a Road March title and a slew of top 3 finishes in both competitions over a 30…