Category: F*ckery

10 “Little white lies” women tell

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It’s not that we want to, it’s that we have to. It keeps us sane and keeps relationships long lasting. We were originally going to do this as a male/ female piece but in essence both men and women lie about the same things. Women are just much better at it, so there is a level of uncertainty there. Is she being truthful? Or is she lying? – Poor guys!

B*tch Stole “My Man”

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You never once questioned why you should have to keep your marriage a secret. If that doesn’t make an alarm go off in your head, well then you are past the point of no return. When you have reached this stage, all I can say is Congratulations! You have officially mastered being a Damn Fool As per my routine, I got my popcorn and glass of wine and sat in front of my television to get my weekly dose of Love and Hip Hop. My…

Top 10 Signs You are in the Friend Zone

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MEN: 1. She uses you to scare off guys she isn’t interested in or to make the ones she is jealous. 2. You’re the first guy she introduces her boyfriend to. 3. You’re also the first guy she calls when she and said boyfriend fight/break up. 4. She’s referred to you at least once as the “brother she never had”. 5. Her parents ask you to spend the night when they’re away to make sure she’s safe. 6. She made a picture of the two…

Candy Crushed: Ah Fed Up!

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I’m not gonna name names but some people have a problem. On my Facebook status updates feed I increasingly see venting. No not the regular man/woman drama; inescapable “haters”; badmind, film-flammery; office politics, politics; monkey glands raised by rainy weather; soundboy beef; new local porn or who get make out, it is something way more insidious. It is of a dark and sinister nature… people getting loud up because of Candy Crush. And I quote, “Not me and allyuh b!tches! 12 days I stuck on…

What Women Want

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‘Cause lets be real, by that age, everything women thought was so important, everything on their proverbial ‘checklist’, really doesn’t matter that much anymore. Go figure. Nobody really knows what women want. Nobody. Not even women themselves. How many times have you heard a girl talk about only dating guys who are smart, ambitious and loving, only to get pregnant for an unemployed a**hole who still living by he mudda. However, despite their seemingly labyrinthine nature and desires, women, like all creatures, do display some…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Daddy

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Ladies if you are desiring an eligible, sizzling, single man to call your own you may be in for a wait, with the growing number of Non-traditional families the term “single man” has been redefined in our generation.  Most single men have already been bestowed with the gift of fatherhood, and it is definitely a game changer. Not to worry ladies, I got your back! Here are 10 things to keep in mind when considering dating a man who carries the title of “Da” “Dad”…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Momma

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The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know. Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival. 10. Baby Momma Body While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is…

What the FOX?!

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I know I may be late…But heaven knows I’m busy! I have a job, gym, friends, family, active social life, *in Kevin Hart voice* I got kids man; so I may not be as up on Facebook and YouTube trends like people who “live” on these sites, but hey, say what at least I finally know what the fox said, and who is Ram 2. If you are sitting there scratching your head be thankful you don’t know what the jail I’m talking about, but…

Rihanna Bim Concert Postponed?

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#RihannaNavyBarbados went cray yesterday afternoon upon learning that RihRih had to postpone the Barbados leg of The Diamonds World Tour. According to a press release by tour promoters, Live Nation World Touring, the concert, which was carded for Nov 1st, will be postponed until NEXT YEAR. The press release stated that the postponement was due to “technical difficulties associated with the transport of equipment.” uuhhhhh…. ok? If you ask me, I think they could have come up with something better. Doh say I say, but…

You Need To Stop!

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As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up,…