The Incorruptible Green JACKet!
Category: F*ckery
WTF: Channing All Over Your Tatum
During a special edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live that aired Tuesday night before Game Six of the NBA Finals, Kimmel premiered the music video for a hilarious—sexually suggestive R&B ballad called, “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” Needless to say, the video has gone viral. It also features a cameo by a scantily clad Miley Cyrus who is looking nice and shapely in a cut-off version of the red “CHANNING” t-shirt. Definitely worth a Friday afternoon laugh. Wait…is that the girl from Precious? WTF!!
Most Annoying Hashtags
The writing is on the wall for the following hashtags, it’s time to hang them up. For all the smart phone users out there. We have been bombarded by these tags for the past year or so. People just need to STOP using them all together! If you check your feed on Twitter, Instagram and now even Facebook you are sure to come across one of these. Here is our list so far. #nonewfriends – Are you an adult? This really just makes no sense….
Know your place in the Relationship Chain
The love triangles of an outside flick, main squeeze and most wanted has always been taboo, but society has managed to evolve and now we have a very boldface mentality on loyalty. Being the outside man/girl is now almost a legitimate post in any relationship. Horning is never acceptable because it (almost) always ends badly but here are some tips on knowing your situation, accepting it and living it. If you’re the “outside flick”, “in command” or “main squeeze”: Outside Flick • Call during…
Undressing The Avenue
This man whose name rhymes with poui has been singing songs of bobol. He sang about banning paint from J’Ouvert, removing Carnival from the place where it was born and shutting down the spots we all love. As we are all aware, he was successful in undressing the strip that has helped our social lives flourish. The vibe of our beloved Avenue with the most organic liming spots was taken away. Bars, tattoo shops & restaurants suffered. The hard-working doubles, gyro and burger cart saw…
High, Low, Jack… GAME!
I went to a River Lime and bounce up fellas like Suruj, Dev, Rudy, Sharms and their friend Kammy, and of course we start to play a game of All Fours. The most suicidal feelings one will get is when yuh Jack get “heng”. I try all kinda thing to protect him but still, Kammy’s Queen and Suruj’s Ace, buss mih Jack throat. When I had mih Jack, I felt like a Centre of Excellence. But even sometimes you just have to take a chance…
So about Miguel’s performance at the BBMAs
:O!!! Tight Pants + short legs + lack of athletic ability perhaps? I hope those chicks are okay!!!
Throw Back Thursday PSA
For all the #TBT-ers you may want to have a look at this video. They got a message for you!!!
The Czech President … FTW!
The Award for Pumper of the Week goes to… Czech President Miloš Zeman! The above video was shot during during the Czech crown jewels display ceremony. According to the spokeswoman of the Prague Castle the president was “ill.” I call bullshit! Just look at him! The vacuous expression on his face… struggling to stand upright… trouble maneuvering around stationary objects… You be the Judge!!! Our president can’t hold a candle to this guy! He wins hands down!
WTF FLOW!?
So we got up early this morning to continue the push to complete #ISSUE39. With enthusiasm in our hearts and hot tea tea in our tummies we were in the office at 7 am this morning (I know shocking!). *Turns on MAC, opens chrome*… and is crickets… At first it was off and on so we thought the problem was our router, silly us! Soon it was was NO FB, NO Twitter, NO Gmail! SALT! Our collective hearts were broken…. We set out for answers…
