Category: F*ckery

SCORCH List: Instant Internet Celebrity “Heroes”

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Charles Ramsey is the latest in a long line of Internet Celebrity “Heroes” here is a list of some others we compiled off the top of our heads!!! Along with their videos…enjoy! Sweet Brown – Ain’t nobody got time for that!   Ted Williams – The man with the Golden Voice   The Australian Party Guy – News Caster: What are you going to say to your parents… Corey: um… Sorry?   Epic Beard Man   Last and certainly not least! Antoine Dodson – “Hide…

SCORCH Hump Day Tip: Get a Guitar!

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A recent study by a French University confirmed what we already held as fact; women dig musicians. What was really interesting about the study was their other findings, but we will get to that soon enough. Researchers from the University of South Brittany sent a 20-year-old man to a mall, where he asked 300 women for their number. He approached the first 100 holding a gym bag, the next 100 holding a guitar case and the third 100 holding nothing. 31% of The women gave the…

#PHUCKYOHASHTAGS!

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#Seriously #when #we #see #someone #type a #sentence #like this on #twitter or #instagram we #feel #to #message #them and #ask #if #their #parents #are #related. #inbred #dotish #neverseecomesee #dunce #SLOW. A side effect it seems of the boom in “smartphone users” is the misuse of the hashtag. For those of you who may not know a hashtag is a word or prefix with the symbol ‘#’ before it. Short messages on microblogging social networking services such as Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, or Google+ may be…

Forget the 80′S the 90′S Are Back

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“I born as a bedroom bully!” sure everyone can identify Busy Signal’s Smash hit. But before you beat your chest about your sexual prowess, did you know this song was sampled? This song is a remake of Dancehall Icon, Shabba Ranks’ 1993 Bedroom Bully . In fact, the recent trend of sampling has focused on hits from the 90s. Fancy French Montana’s Freaks ft. Nicki Minaj? Well you and 5 million viewers on YouTube are in the same boat. Yes! In just 5 days this…

5 SEX RESOLUTIONS FOR 2013!

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Most men have the same resolutions for the new year: get that new promotion, stop cursing and hitting the gym harder to get those abs rock hard for the ladies. After all, what’s the use of working out hard in the gym if it wasn’t to attract the opposite sex. You see, your sexual health is just as important as any exercise you do in the gym, and more fun too. That being said, one of your resolutions for 2013 is to do better in…

Something Dangerous? About Molly

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So…. for those of you who don’t already know… MDMA (pure crystallized ecstasy) is now running rampant in Trinidad. Fondly referred to as “Molly” or “Mandy” Trini’s are currently dabbling in something the majority of us know very little about. People have been sighted with their “eyes popping out of their skulls” because of the spike of serotonin in their brain. Let SCORCH be the first to inform the masses before Molly finds you- ‘the unsuspecting innocent’, FIRST! After seeking out some of Molly’s closest…

SUPER SOAKERS: The Business of the Female Water Gun

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In light of recent discoveries on the Internet, we got to talking here in the office about the who, when, where, why and HOW? To some females, operating a water gun is not that easy. For some others, it’s so easy that it’s hard to explain. Who: Every female’s barrel comes preloaded but she just has to be familiar enough with the workings of her gun to bypass the trigger guard. When: Operating a gun always it has to be done in a safe, contained…