Please stop what you are doing, go into your wallet and take out ALL of your money and throw it out the window. In fact, wait and give it to the very next stranger you see. Don’t have cash? Head to the bank and withdraw a few hundred and then give it away. I can hear it already: “Steupss, this writer MAD! Who going and do that?” You wouldn’t dare give away your hard earned money, so why are you letting the government do it?…
If you have been scrolling through your Facebook or Twitter lately, yuh know, if you have nothing better to do (like us), you may have seen some #dontjudgechallenge videos. These typically short videos comprise of people making themselves unattractive usually by drawing on unibrows, feigning acne marks, marking their teeth, wearing glasses, etc. After this, they then magically transform into, well, a besssss person, generally to send the message that you should not judge a book by its cover. Now, these videos have been said…
Here at SCORCH, the words ‘party’, ‘lime’ and ‘drinks’ are no strangers to us. However, while we might always have these in mind to enjoy, we must remember that with great fun, comes great responsibility. So, let’s discuss a topic that is not spoken about enough, at least in our eyes. The ‘Date Rape’ Drug Also known as ‘roofies’, these are actually a wide range of drugs which all produce the same effect on its victim. Some effects include uncontrollable sleepiness, nausea, slurred speech and…
Pay up or yuh dead. Seems to be the philosophy for Ri Ri. The anticipated BBHMM video from the Bajan queen premiered at midnight last night, and whilst some of you were probably on yuh fourth dream, a few SCORCH night crawlers happened to take it in. Now we’ve been convinced Rih could be a lil on de off side for a while now eh but she cleared any doubts we had with this video. Homegirl boxed up the “B*tch”s wife in an ole grip…
What can we say about Donald Trump that hasn’t already been said about his hair? How about that he is a real-estate tycoon, a household name in the hotel business, a reality TV star, and a 2016 presidential candidate for the United States of America. The billionaire King Pin of New York City recently got himself into a pickle, a Mexican pickle to be exact, after he made crude statements during his presidential campaign announcement. Mr. Trump said, “when Mexico sends its people, they’re not…
In case you didn’t know, last weekend was a serious smallie pump in our sister isle. But, of course with an affordable fare of $100-300 a trip, anybody reachin Bago for some well deserved R&R/Drinks an Kix. However, lately, traveling to and from Tobago seems to be harder than getting a clear word out of Jack Warner. With only one boat in operation, and our one beloved airline available to fly us out to Bago, you already know how airport and port lookin. People standing…
Church. A place of worship and reverence. A place where if yuh black in America, instead of communion and holy water, yuh get a .45 caliber slug in yuh chest from a 21 year old white man yuh never met before. The Roof, the Roof is on fire, and we truly don’t need any water… let that motherf*#@er burn. Dylann Roof that is. Wednesday night, June 17th at one of the United States’ oldest black churches humanity took two steps back. A bible study led…
Today the White House changed it’s twitter avatar to the colours of a rainbow. Outside the US Supreme Court, amidst a sea of rainbow flags, people celebrated. A big fury of fabulousness about the announcement. Gay marriage legalized nationwide! So if all of a sudden yuh bachelor neighbour who has no kids and does blast lady Gaga outta he yellow n’ black swift bounce outta Trinidad today and emigrate Stateside yuh done know why… It have a Lady Gaga summer tour coming up…obviously. Will the…
HERE WE HAVE HAIR. DOH HOT UP YUH HEAD, WE GOT YOU COVERED EVEN THOSE BALDSPOTS AND COLOUR MISHAPPS. THE SCORCH IS HERE TO SHOW YOU THE LATEST TRENDS IN HAIR.
Snow. Snow. Snow. If you say it three times into a mirror at midnight a soca artist dressed in all black is going to appear out of the woods and kill you with a monotonous never changing video. More mudda-effin snow. That’s what I thought the name of the song was. Instead they need to raze the video production ingenuity for Fay-Ann’s latest music video All it would take is one scene switch for this video to be 100 times better. Maybe the director should…
