Category: Quality Control

NEVER POP DOWN: A How-To Guide

Scorch-Commandments

We here at SCORCH want our pumpers to have an enjoyable experience at each of our events. On our part, we bring the vibes, and all you have to do is bring yaself! But of course you have to be well suited for the occasion, and as you know our event Last Saturday was ‘The Pop Up Cruise’….and we ain’t really tryin’ to ever see any of allyuh POP DOWN! So here are a few SCORCH commandments to help you to NEVER POP DOWN at…

Summer Fitness Guide

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Maracas, the most popular bay in Trinidad. Whether it be for bathing, posing, liming or eating a sweet bake and shark, yuh know yuh muss reach there at least once this vacation! So for that one time you hit the beach this July/August, here’s some training and eating tips for you to be on fire this summer!

Original Service, Spicy Prices

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KFC came to Trinidad back in 1973, opening its first outlet in St. James that still stands today (that’s right, even back then St. James had everything). With over 40 years of oil in de coil that makes it the oldest international restaurant franchise in Trinidad and older than most people who reading this. We children of the ‘80s and ‘90s grew up on it, always looking forward to the odd Friday or birthday when our parents would buy us a Munch Pack and we’d…

Where on Earth is Olivia Pope????

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*SPOILER ALERT* Is about dam time…. Like true Trinis, we love a good bacchanal, so it was no surprise that we were over excited for Scandal Season 4 premiere. Not that our government doh provide enough Scandal but somehow we prefer to indulge in the work of Shonda Rhimes. The episode got off to a steamy start as we see Jake, all up inside curly haired Olivia’s legs on a private island. Upon receiving a letter with her wine shipment (Olivia is def bout that…

You Need To Stop!

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As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up,…

The Caribbean Female Body Image: A Man’s Opinion

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“I came in like a wrecking balllll!” were the lyrics that caught my attention. My first impression, was, “Why Justin Beiber swinging on a wrecking ball half naked?!” Then the video transitions to a close up of a female with ghastly red lips. “Oh, its Miley Cyrus, Chups!” I said in angst, “She need to eat a sandwich!”. The video continued and I could barely hold my lunch plus I was still devastated from her 2013 VMA fiasco of a performance. The video was released…

RYAN’S PRIVATES

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SCORCH and Private Ryan go hand in hand, so naturally he must be featured in the premiere issue of SCORCH Barbados. So, fresh (or stale) from C’est la vie, we got Ryan Alexander to meet us downstairs by the hotel bar for another drink and a bit of insight into who this man is. We know him as the most versatile DJ in the world, he comes to Barbados, destroys the parties then disappears. So let’s get to know Ryan Alexander – the great Private…

Jay-Z On The Breakfast Club

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Jay Z stopped by Power 105 in New York and spoke to The Breakfast Club on his career, latest album Magna Carta Holy Grail and more. The breakfast club is the biggest morning show in NY. Sort of like JW and Blaze is to Trinidad. Take in the interview here. Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: