Category: SCORCH Classics

SCORCH Lotto Winner Survival Tips

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So the Lotto jackpot now stands at TTD $14m. People have been lining up all week to buy their “lucky ticket”, which for them represents hope for a new life, no more stress and money to throw away. Before you get ahead of yourself though you may want to take a look at these SCORCH Lotto Winner Survival tips. It’s a statistical fact that the majority of Lottery winners end up broke after a few years, not just in T&T but across the world. I’m…

#PHUCKYOHASHTAGS!

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#Seriously #when #we #see #someone #type a #sentence #like this on #twitter or #instagram we #feel #to #message #them and #ask #if #their #parents #are #related. #inbred #dotish #neverseecomesee #dunce #SLOW. A side effect it seems of the boom in “smartphone users” is the misuse of the hashtag. For those of you who may not know a hashtag is a word or prefix with the symbol ‘#’ before it. Short messages on microblogging social networking services such as Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, or Google+ may be…

Something Dangerous? About Molly

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So…. for those of you who don’t already know… MDMA (pure crystallized ecstasy) is now running rampant in Trinidad. Fondly referred to as “Molly” or “Mandy” Trini’s are currently dabbling in something the majority of us know very little about. People have been sighted with their “eyes popping out of their skulls” because of the spike of serotonin in their brain. Let SCORCH be the first to inform the masses before Molly finds you- ‘the unsuspecting innocent’, FIRST! After seeking out some of Molly’s closest…

SUPER SOAKERS: The Business of the Female Water Gun

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In light of recent discoveries on the Internet, we got to talking here in the office about the who, when, where, why and HOW? To some females, operating a water gun is not that easy. For some others, it’s so easy that it’s hard to explain. Who: Every female’s barrel comes preloaded but she just has to be familiar enough with the workings of her gun to bypass the trigger guard. When: Operating a gun always it has to be done in a safe, contained…

SCORCH Beach Party 2012

Couldn’t get your ass on a bus huh? Once again – SUCKS TO BE YOU. Props to all the crews that made it out to the SCORCH BEACH PARTY. Tribe, Caesar’s Army/Matthew X, Funky Monkey, YUMA, Yellar Direct, Faded, Island People, CIDI, Rave, Bliss and Mood Swings the pump was EPIC. Props to the Oxygen Production Crew for shooting and editing this vid. Camera 1 – Robert Brathwaite Camera 2 – Marc Loregnard www.scorchmagazine.com www.facebook.com/scorchmagazine