IN LOVE WITH THA COCO
The Narco business is big mula. And when big mula is messed with there is an increase in the murder rate. We in the Caribbean are the gateway and the gate keepers to the flow of drugs.
Category: The SCORCH Report
Beef: Drake vs Meek
Meek Mill vs. Drake. Fair battle or na?
Case Sandra Bland
Just when you think with everything going on in the US, the trend of the police brutality on African Americans would fade, right? Here’s why, once again, we are proven wrong. Sandra Bland, a 28 year old Chicago woman was found dead, hanging in her Texas jail cell on July 13th. But wait, let’s backtrack a bit. Bland was pulled over by state trooper, Brian Encina, on July 10th for failing to use a signal before changing lanes (sounds familiar?). Bland, obviously vex, began to…
PM Kamla: “I got 29 problems”
Aunty Kams strikes again. It seems that in order to participate in the Leaders’ Debate, PM Kamla Bissessar has made a couple….well actually, 29 demands that are apparently ‘non-negotiable’. One of them being that her team must approve of the comfort of the seats at the venue, seeing that she prefers to sit and will NOT stand..STEUPS. To give you further insight of the f*ckery, here’s a brief list of only a few of the remaining 28 demands: Power to refuse moderator. Wants questions placed…
SCORCH introduces: The Voter’s Guide!
The countdown is on to the September 7th elections and with talks of “lesser evils” , premature pull outs and Debate avoidance we have lost some key points in this election debacle. Firstly, if you are in any way unsure of your ability to vote please check here: www.ebctt.com. If you aren’t registered, then leave this article alone and head to your Registration Area Office right now! Next it’s really important to begin sifting through what is white noise and what is factual. A lot…
Meh Fren and Dem… aka Pop a bottle on Tax payers money.
Please stop what you are doing, go into your wallet and take out ALL of your money and throw it out the window. In fact, wait and give it to the very next stranger you see. Don’t have cash? Head to the bank and withdraw a few hundred and then give it away. I can hear it already: “Steupss, this writer MAD! Who going and do that?” You wouldn’t dare give away your hard earned money, so why are you letting the government do it?…
#Judge the #DontJudge?
If you have been scrolling through your Facebook or Twitter lately, yuh know, if you have nothing better to do (like us), you may have seen some #dontjudgechallenge videos. These typically short videos comprise of people making themselves unattractive usually by drawing on unibrows, feigning acne marks, marking their teeth, wearing glasses, etc. After this, they then magically transform into, well, a besssss person, generally to send the message that you should not judge a book by its cover. Now, these videos have been said…
Breakfast of Champions
So one morning, bed was feeling too nice and dream was going too good, until I find I eh hearing my alarm. Only to jump up and realize I’d overslept, so yuh know one time morning start bad. I wasn’t really able for no cuss up from the HNIC, so I dive out the house and is hot and sweaty up the road! But I jump out my house so fast, by the time I reach South Quay, the hunger pangs quickly brought me back…
Yuh Fired!
What can we say about Donald Trump that hasn’t already been said about his hair? How about that he is a real-estate tycoon, a household name in the hotel business, a reality TV star, and a 2016 presidential candidate for the United States of America. The billionaire King Pin of New York City recently got himself into a pickle, a Mexican pickle to be exact, after he made crude statements during his presidential campaign announcement. Mr. Trump said, “when Mexico sends its people, they’re not…
The Tobago Trap
In case you didn’t know, last weekend was a serious smallie pump in our sister isle. But, of course with an affordable fare of $100-300 a trip, anybody reachin Bago for some well deserved R&R/Drinks an Kix. However, lately, traveling to and from Tobago seems to be harder than getting a clear word out of Jack Warner. With only one boat in operation, and our one beloved airline available to fly us out to Bago, you already know how airport and port lookin. People standing…
