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How to spot Thirsty N!ggas

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We all know those n!ggas that stay being thirsty. They’re out there throwing their line into the water hoping any ol’ wabeen will bite. Here are a few sure ways to spot them Gatorade needing, dry throat like they’re in the Sahara type fools.

SCORCH Soca Guide

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So, you hardly listen to the radio, and still waiting on Private Ryan to release his first soca mix for the season… here’s a lil help on finding some of the already-blazing tunes for Carnival 2015.. if we missed any, let us know! (The list is in no particular order) TRINIDADIAN Ola – Olatunji (Kan Kan Riddim) The Best – Sekon Sta (Kan Kan Riddim) Her Love – Flipo (Kan Kan Riddim) Phenomenal – Benjai (Kan Kan Riddim) Awesome – Benjai (Jungle Book Riddim) he…

10 Hornin’ Facts

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As Trinis we are very accustomed to the concept (and practice) of hornin’! It is the fodder for soca and kaiso annually, the cause of heated debate at work, the explanation for why your little sister’s hair has a markedly different texture to yours etc. etc . With celebrity couples dropping like flies in 2014, see Nick and Mariah, Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks, Wiz and Amber & yuh neighbour horning her husband breathless daily, SCORCH has decided to explore infidelity and we came up…

Where on Earth is Olivia Pope????

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*SPOILER ALERT* Is about dam time…. Like true Trinis, we love a good bacchanal, so it was no surprise that we were over excited for Scandal Season 4 premiere. Not that our government doh provide enough Scandal but somehow we prefer to indulge in the work of Shonda Rhimes. The episode got off to a steamy start as we see Jake, all up inside curly haired Olivia’s legs on a private island. Upon receiving a letter with her wine shipment (Olivia is def bout that…

Condoms, Buckets & Mampees… What Do They All Have in Common?

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So… unless you’ve been living under a rock – but more likely, a mosquito net – you’ll know that there’s a new virus that have Trinis dropping like flies called Chickungunya or Chick V for short. With Miami Carnival coming up, we at Scorch trying our best to avoid catching it so we decided to stock up on mosquito repellent. But after making ah turn in Hi-Lo Massy stores to cop some OFF!, we find de shelf empty like ah Ministry on a Friday afternoon!…

SPOTTED: Trinidad and Tobago’s First Lady, Mrs. Reema Carmona

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Now, doh get me wrong, the outfit looked ‘lil nice… but Madame First Lady was NOT at Soca in Moka when this picture was taken, but at a side event of the UN’s General Assembly 2014 in New York City WITH the wife of UN Secretary General. So many things we NEED to know… Who put her in this? What her belly doin outside? Where did they think she was going? When did they decide this would be okay? Whyyy? Just, Why? Between this and…