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Michael Douglas:  the star of  Fatal Attraction, has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

WHAT!!

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When asked about his years of alcohol and cigarette abuse, he replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.”

Well. I. Never.

Do any ladies want to weigh in on this topic? No!! Ok.