10 Ways To Do You Boo Boo!

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Ever noticed how men seem to be able to do what they want, when they want and however they want to? Void of repercussions? Without social scorn? So then why is it that females aren’t allowed the same societal freedom to just do our own damn thing? Here at SCORCH, we highly encourage doing things your own way and we think it’s time you females learn to just humbly and unapologetically ‘do you’. You don’t need to post weekly memes proclaiming how much you’re doing your thing, how independent you are or why everyone should ‘Beware of Your Crazy’ if they cross you. Just know what you for and DO IT!

On Sex

We not saying to go out there and skin yuh leg for any and every semi-attractive homo sapien with an additional appendage. But if yuh need a lil jammin when the night come, you do you, boo boo! Just remember no cover for yuh jimmy, no hello kitty.

Wearing skimpy outfits

If you have the body, why not? You were born with what you were born with so who gives a flying _uck what others have to say.

Watching porn

Porn was not just made for male entertainment. Us females can also watch, enjoy and even learn some handy tips from watching some good ol’ fashioned scripted sex.

Masturbating

The best way to learn your own body is to explore it. This is also a great way to prevent acting like a dog in heat when you hit the streets. So, lie back tonight, find your favourite toy, whip out your map and solemnly swear that you’re up to no good.

Other girls

As an honest female, we seem to enjoy hating on other females for the most foolish of reasons. Their clothes, their makeup, their eyebrows, their body, their friends, their car…the list goes on and on. Moral of the story: focus on your own damn self and let your fellow female be. We all just trying to do our thing.

Wearing makeup

Your face is your face. However much MAC you wish to cake on is your business. We just beg of you, make sure it matches and you don’t leave the house looking like a drag queen.

Your body

Don’t go scrolling from page to page thinking you need to measure up to the standards of those various Instagram models. Yes, those women are gorgeous with stunning bodies and sexy swimsuits but the reason why they’re featured on these pages is because of the inner confidence they exude.

Feelings

Majority of us fall into the typical female category when it comes to being all up in our feelings. That’s ok, once you damn well own it. The only thing worse than a female all caught up in her feelings is a female who isn’t in tune with her feelings.

Being in a relationship

Too many of us feel the main measure of success in our life is being in a relationship. Truth is, you are the only person that has to live with you forever so why not focus on making you be the best you can be. If someone comes into your life, great, but the worst thing we’ve noticed is females changing who they are to impress a guy. It ain’t worth it girl.

Doing what you want

You don’t have to be a straight up ignorant b!tch, but you can be so secure in who you are that no one can take advantage of you. You want to have sex? Do it. You want to eat 5 doubles? Do it. You don’t feel to run a Savannah today? Don’t do it. You’re in charge of your own damn self. PROVE IT!