You hate the fact that you bought the dream and they sold you one

So we’ve been seeing everywhere the topic of Fcuk Boys. Some people are asking what is a Fcuk Boy, some are asking how to spot one and then there are those who have clearly come into contact with one/many and regularly post memes talking about stay away from the likes of them.

It got us to thinking. Who does the onus lay on? The Fcuk Boy or the Fcukee? The more we thought about it, the more we actually kinda side with these Fcuk Boys.

Okay let’s start with the general definition of a Fcuk Boy. According to John Say and Jane Hear, a Fcuk Boy is

Now we have our top 5 reasons we think you, the Fcukee, are to blame:

Fcuk Boys do not become Fcuk Boys overnight.

Too often we see females complaining about Fcuk boys when he was always a Fcuk boy to begin with. You didn’t even notice you were attracted to him in the first place because he was a Fcuk boy. You didn’t know much about him, you hardly see him out with a girl, he looks cute, dresses nice, smells nice, always looks like he’s having fun, and probably approached you when you glanced at him that 3rd time.

Do your research sweetheart. Look at his friends, look at his photos, ask around about him. Too many times females don’t want to come across as a crazy person so they rock back and swallow whatever he offers. You start bad.

He’ll never have a girlfriend

So you took our advice and you asked around about him. You hear talk that Melissa is his ‘ting.’ What kinda ‘ting’ is that you wonder. You put on your big girl panties and you ask him. Immediately he laughs and asks a few questions of his own:

Where you hear that girl

I’m not ready to settle down so doh study that.

…or he won’t reply for a few hours and tada! Topic change.

You ignore alllllll of that and say okay, makes sense. And continue thinking hmmm, I’m going to be the girl that changes his mind. No. Never. Stop.

ALL of his friends are Fcuk Boys

You asked about him and you even did a stalk on Instagram. You now have a pretty decent grasp of who he is, where he limes and most importantly, who his friends are. Most people hate the saying ‘Birds of a feather flock together’ but with regards to the Philosophy of Fcukism…This is 99.9% true.

If he tells you differently, do not be mad that you bought the dream.

He’s either asked for a nude or sent a d!ck pic

You’ve ignored the warning signs thus far so here you are talking on Whats App, sending Snaps, liking pics on Instagram. You’re sure he’s not like what everyone is saying but then one night you’re both awake late and he asks ‘what u up to?’ You tell him, ‘nun much. Just in bed.’ He follows up with that smiling purple devil emoji….Just stop. Put your phone on silent. Take some time. If you’ve EVER received that emoji from someone who’s not your man, you are involved with a Fcuk Boy. Sorry. If you’re unlucky enough, he’ll just send you a dick pic to get straight to the point (this is more common than you think people.) If you actually believe that you’re not with a Fcuk Boy, still believe he’s boyfriend material and you go ahead and send him that naked picture. You, my friend, are stupid.

He wants to come check you after 11 p.m.

There’s traditional ways of going after someone and then there’s just the straight up, I want to Fcuk so let me try my luck. These boys will probably talk to you, find out what you studied, what you like to do, what you like to eat for approximately 1-3 weeks. Then he will ask you to lime. “Just me and you. Ain’t see you out in a while. Missing U.” Unless you’re single and also on the same fcuk and leave scene, be aware. He is feeling you out to gauge how serious you are about giving up the nans. If you’re not entertaining the vice talk, the kiss advance or any kind of touching, you’re probably not going to get a follow up message saying sweet dreams.

If you need to be serviced from time to time, let him know. We promise you, men would love if you cut to the chase

So although we’ve given ladies some tips on how to spot a fcuk boy and how you’re to blame if you catch feelings THEN realise he’s one, there are some out there that are extremely patient. They see you’re playing hard to get and they have no issue whatsoever waiting for you to come around because every fcuk boy has backup (s).

If you’re looking for a man, be aware of the Fcuk boy. Stop being a naive ditz. Put in the effort you actually deserve for yourself. Stop letting Fcuk Boys mind fcuk you. In our opinion, Fcuk Boys get away with being Fcuk Boys because females do not communicate what they actually want OR pretend they’re satisfied with what is being offered.

If you’re NOT looking for a man, a Fcuk Boy is the perfect thing for you. Be secure in your sexuality and be straight forward with him. Then you won’t be susceptible to getting….Fcuked Up.