If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Miley cannot twerk. Still… can we ‘llow d girl lil bit?

Unless you’ve been living in a pineapple under the sea, you KNOW that our most popular Disney starlet-gone-bad Miley Cyrus, is on a downward spiral to jah knows where. At first it was cute – twerking in a onesie… then came the “We can’t stop” video and her notorious VMAs performance, followed by the latest travesty that is “Wrecking Ball” video. I can’t say I’m a fan, but at the same time, it’s really not DAT serious. Were all those Miley memes necessary? Memes of Miley sitting on the eiffel tower and statue of liberty and riding a dolphin in her wrecking ball “outfit” …errr, I mean boots? A small ease up is definitely needed, it’s a bit much.

(Now allyuh, I hadda admit… I laughed eh. From d VMAs performance to d wrecking ball memes, I couldn’t help it really, but waaayz people could overdo!)

First off, something I have been wondering about for a while now, what exactly is this insane obsession with celebrities and their lifestyle? I mean, seriously, this can’t be the first time you’ve seen a girl on a stage getting on like they the hottest thing out, but all everyone else seeing is a hot mess. You feel bad (for them), but at the same time, you just rock back, smiling to yourself wishing you were crazy enough to go out there and do “yuh ting” regardless of what other people have to say (or is that just me, and how I feel? hmm..*awkward*). One thing is for sure, that person still has your attention, and this is exactly what Miley and her PR team has accomplished.

But yea, can someone tell me why we care so much? What does Miley “twerkin” has to do with the price of crix?… and yesss, I have to put “twerking” in quotations because, well… what she attempts to do is NOT twerking!

C’mon guys, it’s obvious that the girl is going through a lil sumn, I mean, with her boo leaving her and all, the least we could do is be a lil sympathetic?No? Yes, some parts (or maybe a lot) of the performance was totally uncalled for, but if it’s the first time something outlandish, crazy and socially unsettling happened at the VMAs buy me slippers and call me Dorothy.

Fuss people over-excited, Miley “twerking” has become INTERNATIONAL NEWS? She even got “twerking” into the Oxford Dictionary… although, I’m kinda curious about the definition they came up with.

As cliché as it may sound, in every situation there’s a lesson to be learnt and something we can take away from it. In this case, maybe all Miley is REALLY doing is trying to inspire us to do whatever makes you happy and just forget everybody else yes! #yolo… ent?

PS: So, i went to see what I could find, and according to Oxford’s Online Dictionary:

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Twerk Pronunciation: /twərk/

verb [no object] informal

• dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.[/box]

Just wait till they catch their daughters twerking to this song

Hmmm, well that definition is a discussion for another day. LOL