We all know those n!ggas that stay being thirsty. They’re out there throwing their line into the water hoping any ol’ wabeen will bite. You actually feel offended when they find their way onto your social media because you don’t understand how he could think you would take him seriously. Here are a few sure ways to spot them Gatorade needing, dry throat having, eye emoji commenting type fools.

• He has a gyal but under your pics commenting things like: “Looking sexy today”, “Have a great day hun”, or the ever familiar “Hmmmm….”
• He liking yuh pictures from 89 weeks ago on Instagram
• You’ve never so much as hinted that he’s out the friend zone (or that he’s even there to begin with) but he stay asking when y’all going More Vino?
• He be sliding in those Facebook messages, Instagram direct posts and Twitter DM’s talking bout “You’s real kix, girl”. N!gga, you ain’t slick! You coulda said that on my timeline.
• Yuh now give him the bligh and give him your number and he done asking yuh to show him what yuh wearing. #RockSoNahBoy
• Yuh have about 25 unread Facebook messages from him but when you see him out he passin’ yuh straight like a full bus.
• First conversation and yuh realise he done know how many brothers and sisters yuh have, yuh mommy first name, your best friend and where yuh went on yuh last vacation.
• His only comments on Instagram are the clap hands, praising hands, peach, thumbs up and heart eyes emojis.
• He is trying to call you on Facebook right now…
• He’ll send you a pic/video of a sexual nature and ask “Wha’ yuh think bout that?”