The love triangles of an outside flick, main squeeze and most wanted has always been taboo, but society has managed to evolve and now we have a very boldface mentality on loyalty. Being the outside man/girl is now almost a legitimate post in any relationship. Horning is never acceptable because it (almost) always ends badly but here are some tips on knowing your situation, accepting it and living it. If you’re the “outside flick”, “in command” or “main squeeze”:

Outside Flick

• Call during your hours. Don’t jump out yourself and call when you know damn well they are out with their boo.

• Don’t tell the whole world! Or your friends… or your sister…or your mother…or anyone!

• Pass the main squeeze at ALL times. You may feel you know them from seeing their face on the bedside table every weekend but remember, you don’t.

• Know your place on the food chain. You’re not allowed to make demands that bear a striking resemblance to those made in relationships.

(SCORCH TIP: Have some class and find someone of your own!)

In Command

• Do not have the numbers of your outsiders stored. • Spend lots of quality time

with your main squeeze so they have no reason to suspect your infidelity

• Ensure your outsider is clear on the rules and guidelines of your relations.

• Never leave your phone/ computer unattended

(SCORCH tip: STOP CHEATING!)

Main Squeeze

• Don’t snoop, don’t flip out, don’t burn their clothes or call the outside flick if you suspect your most wanted of cheating…just leave. Keep your dignity.

• If you find underwear, that’s not yours, in your dirty hamper, no questions…just leave.

• If the outside flick calls you, thank them for the information and just leave.

(SCORCH tip: Do not go back after you leave!)