We here at SCORCH want our pumpers to have an enjoyable experience at each of our events. On our part, we bring the vibes, and all you have to do is bring yaself! But of course you have to be well suited for the occasion, and as you know our event Last Saturday was ‘The Pop Up Cruise’….and we ain’t really tryin’ to ever see any of allyuh POP DOWN! So here are a few SCORCH commandments to help you to NEVER POP DOWN at any of our events!
1.) THOU SHALL WEAR CLOTHES FOR THY BODYTYPE
First things first, you cyah be a size large and trying to fit into small swimwear. It’s just wrong. Wear something to flatter the body you already have not the dream body ya want.
2.) IF THOU TAKETH IT OFF THOU SHALT NOT BOTHER
What’s the point of wearing an article of clothing to the dance if you know 30 minutes into it your gonna take it off? Come na man..I mean, unless we have a guest performance by Nelly, try an keep it on nah.
3.)THOU SHALL DRESS FOR THE HARBOUR MASTER NOT THE CLUB
If it is an outdoors event, and we mean sun, sea, and RUM…why dress like yuh goin in AC? It don’t have no time for that, is pump! Cah be in the dance lookin like Maximus Dan, right?
4.) IF THOU CANNOT BUBBLE IN IT WHY WEAR IT?
We shouldn’t even have to explain that one na ..
5.) THOU SHALL ACCESSORIZE IN MODERATION
Confidence is the best accessory and a little goes a long way. Ya doh wanna be that girl in the party fixing herself every minute.
6.) THOU SHALL WEAR COLOUR
We mean, it’s summer time. Throw on some colour, mix it up! But we not telling yuh to go outside looking like a pack of skittles. So unless yuh offering a pot of gold, nobody trying to find the rainbow. At least not on you.
7.) THOU SHALL KNOW THYSELF
If yuh know yuh perspiration levels abnormal, WHY would you wear silk, rayon, or anything light colored? Word of advice, don’t do it to yaself..Red Flag.
8.)THOU SHALL NOT CAKE UP
Usually we outside in hot sun. Ladies dis one is for allyuh self. Minimal make up goes a long way. Try yuh best not to be the one who face rub off on every one you hug.
9.) THOU SHALL GROOM THYSELF
If yuh wearin’ one of these hot bikinis that are trending at the moment, ya bikini area should have a wax to match. Nothing further needs to be said.
So that pretty much sums up the mandatory guidelines to NEVER POP DOWN. Take in heed in the word of SCORCH and you shall prosper. Stay tuned and see alyuh soon!
