Where on Earth is Olivia Pope????

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*SPOILER ALERT* Is about dam time…. Like true Trinis, we love a good bacchanal, so it was no surprise that we were over excited for Scandal Season 4 premiere. Not that our government doh provide enough Scandal but somehow we prefer to indulge in the work of Shonda Rhimes. The episode got off to a steamy start as we see Jake, all up inside curly haired Olivia’s legs on a private island. Upon receiving a letter with her wine shipment (Olivia is def bout that…

Condoms, Buckets & Mampees… What Do They All Have in Common?

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So… unless you’ve been living under a rock – but more likely, a mosquito net – you’ll know that there’s a new virus that have Trinis dropping like flies called Chickungunya or Chick V for short. With Miami Carnival coming up, we at Scorch trying our best to avoid catching it so we decided to stock up on mosquito repellent. But after making ah turn in Hi-Lo Massy stores to cop some OFF!, we find de shelf empty like ah Ministry on a Friday afternoon!…

SPOTTED: Trinidad and Tobago’s First Lady, Mrs. Reema Carmona

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Now, doh get me wrong, the outfit looked ‘lil nice… but Madame First Lady was NOT at Soca in Moka when this picture was taken, but at a side event of the UN’s General Assembly 2014 in New York City WITH the wife of UN Secretary General. So many things we NEED to know… Who put her in this? What her belly doin outside? Where did they think she was going? When did they decide this would be okay? Whyyy? Just, Why? Between this and…

Kimye Boobed?

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So Kimye are apparently making their rounds at Paris Fashion Week, *lifestyles of the rich and famous and surgically bodacious* but umm Kanye has always been notorious for his rather risque choices in fashion and it hasn’t let up one bit on his Paris trip… In the midst of photographers hecklin at the couple for being late to a show and runnin round trying to rescue his woman from crazy sickafants, he is seen here looking rather relaxed and boobalicious sitting at a Lanvin show…

Whey meh car?

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So by now in 2014 everyone has witnessed a car being towed or had their very own car wrecked by these wretched machines on wheels with an attached arm of doom, whom by the way travel in pairs and remove a car from a spot faster than a Soaka ticket from a promoter’s hand. So whether you get a ‘bess park’ and make a small turn in Frankie’s on a Friday night to ole talk with your padnas or maybe you took a chance to…

Are Wiz and Amber really calling it quits?

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According to media reports, Amber bussin’ the tape from Wiz AND wants full custody of their son, Sebastian. We eh see this coming but like typical man and woman ‘ting, their social media platforms hinted at no trouble in paradise. Less than 2 weeks ago, Amber wished Wiz a happy birthday while sharing a wedding pic saying, “I’ll love you forever…” Now keep in mind, they only got married last year July eh. May we not forget she made an impressive twerking video for him…

Newsflash: SCORCH is back!

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We went silent for a lil’ bit but we coming back to trouble allyuh souls. With so much happening on the local and international scene we just couldn’t keep quiet any longer. Get used to hearing from us again as we touch on everything from politics, sports, fashion, love, sex and relationships, to entertainment, the local scene and everything else in between. Whether it’s a full length analysis of a serious issue, a quick tweet updating yuh on a trending topic, a brief commentary on…

SCORCH Budget Review

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So we at SCORCH eh no political analysts or finance gurus, but we pay our taxes just like everybody else so we felt we could weigh in on the election goodies Tanty Kams and Uncle Larry had for us. We might be a little late to the party, but we’ll give yuh our two cents anyway: PUMP: New things we like South Quay/City Gate flood alleviation programme “’When it rain, Port-of-Spain in pain, ‘dem drain under strain, so is flood again. My friends, money eh…

Trini Home Wreckers: SCORCH Exclusive Interview

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Trinihomewreckers.com, I’m not sure about you but I have not been able to turn away my bleeding eyes! The sort of bacchanal featured on the homewreckers website also known as ‘THW’ will rival the likes of TV programs such as RHOA, LLHA, and Scandal! The stories on this website are like a train wreck in progress and although you’re aware of the end result, (destruction, mayhem and big time make-out) one just cannot get enough… or at least I can’t! LOL! The website owner proudly…