Bandwagonist Unite!

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Let’s face it. Being a wagonist is way more fun and fulfilling than being a die-hard supporter. Who wants a team that loses anyway? Just to say in the next 7 years that you were supporting them even when they were losing? Bleh. Totally not worth it. And we not just talking about sports, we taking any and everything! so watch out!! The bandwagonists win. Every time.

How Your Bumpa Get So Broad

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Whether it be Apple Bottom, Heavy T, or the Cake Cake Cake Cake, it appears as though, it’s all about dat A$$ these days. I ask myself, is there something in the water? This cannot be all KFC and macaroni pie’s doing, let’s be real here.

10 “Little white lies” women tell

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It’s not that we want to, it’s that we have to. It keeps us sane and keeps relationships long lasting. We were originally going to do this as a male/ female piece but in essence both men and women lie about the same things. Women are just much better at it, so there is a level of uncertainty there. Is she being truthful? Or is she lying? – Poor guys!

Fast Food Worker Fired for Good Service

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In what is being branded as the most outrageous dismissal in recent history, an employee of a local, popular restaurant chain has been sent home for consistently providing good customer service. At the centre of the controversy is twenty-four year old Keisha McGoldteet, a self-described mother of two who keeps it real with the exception of her hair. Having been recently promoted from Junior Cashier to Senior Drive-Thru Officer, McGoldteet found herself in hot water after consistent reports of good service made their way back…

Bring Drinks! I Say to Bring Sips!

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Ginger Beer! Ponche ah Crème and Sorrel! A glass of local wine went to his head! He turned to me and said! Oh Yes! Trini Christmas is the best! You know you bell out the lyrics to this song every Christmas but do you know what’s in these drinks? The next best thing to Trinidad’s fruit cake is its local beverages for Christmas. Ever had a cold glass of sorrel and yuh park up? Ponche De Creme Drink ah rum an ah ponche ah crème…

B*tch Stole “My Man”

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You never once questioned why you should have to keep your marriage a secret. If that doesn’t make an alarm go off in your head, well then you are past the point of no return. When you have reached this stage, all I can say is Congratulations! You have officially mastered being a Damn Fool As per my routine, I got my popcorn and glass of wine and sat in front of my television to get my weekly dose of Love and Hip Hop. My…

Top 10 Signs You are in the Friend Zone

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MEN: 1. She uses you to scare off guys she isn’t interested in or to make the ones she is jealous. 2. You’re the first guy she introduces her boyfriend to. 3. You’re also the first guy she calls when she and said boyfriend fight/break up. 4. She’s referred to you at least once as the “brother she never had”. 5. Her parents ask you to spend the night when they’re away to make sure she’s safe. 6. She made a picture of the two…

Candy Crushed: Ah Fed Up!

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I’m not gonna name names but some people have a problem. On my Facebook status updates feed I increasingly see venting. No not the regular man/woman drama; inescapable “haters”; badmind, film-flammery; office politics, politics; monkey glands raised by rainy weather; soundboy beef; new local porn or who get make out, it is something way more insidious. It is of a dark and sinister nature… people getting loud up because of Candy Crush. And I quote, “Not me and allyuh b!tches! 12 days I stuck on…