What Women Want

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‘Cause lets be real, by that age, everything women thought was so important, everything on their proverbial ‘checklist’, really doesn’t matter that much anymore. Go figure. Nobody really knows what women want. Nobody. Not even women themselves. How many times have you heard a girl talk about only dating guys who are smart, ambitious and loving, only to get pregnant for an unemployed a**hole who still living by he mudda. However, despite their seemingly labyrinthine nature and desires, women, like all creatures, do display some…

Trending in America: The “Blackface”

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I’m sure we can all agree… America has some seriously strange trends recently, but I swear, none of them could really compare to this new one: The “blackface” ….uh. I’m sorry what? Yeah, you saw right… The “blackface” – Caucasian Americans painting their faces black as a costume. I’m sorry, but why is this a “cool thing to do”? OK, we get it… People are always looking at trying something new for Halloween, you want to be convincing and you want to go all out…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Daddy

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Ladies if you are desiring an eligible, sizzling, single man to call your own you may be in for a wait, with the growing number of Non-traditional families the term “single man” has been redefined in our generation.  Most single men have already been bestowed with the gift of fatherhood, and it is definitely a game changer. Not to worry ladies, I got your back! Here are 10 things to keep in mind when considering dating a man who carries the title of “Da” “Dad”…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Momma

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The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know. Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival. 10. Baby Momma Body While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is…

What the FOX?!

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I know I may be late…But heaven knows I’m busy! I have a job, gym, friends, family, active social life, *in Kevin Hart voice* I got kids man; so I may not be as up on Facebook and YouTube trends like people who “live” on these sites, but hey, say what at least I finally know what the fox said, and who is Ram 2. If you are sitting there scratching your head be thankful you don’t know what the jail I’m talking about, but…

Mohican Fit: 10 Min Workout

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Life can often consume us and there never seems to be enough hours in the day to get everything done. Often shoved into the “postponed folder” is that new fitness routine that you are still planning to start “tomorrow”. Here is a short workout that can help you be picture proud in your Tribe Mohican costume by Scorch come next year. Mohican Morning Blast! Try these exercises first thing in the morning. Push Ups Traditional move that is still relevant. Place arms shoulder width apart,…

Rihanna Bim Concert Postponed?

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#RihannaNavyBarbados went cray yesterday afternoon upon learning that RihRih had to postpone the Barbados leg of The Diamonds World Tour. According to a press release by tour promoters, Live Nation World Touring, the concert, which was carded for Nov 1st, will be postponed until NEXT YEAR. The press release stated that the postponement was due to “technical difficulties associated with the transport of equipment.” uuhhhhh…. ok? If you ask me, I think they could have come up with something better. Doh say I say, but…

SCORCH Fashion Re-Fix – Elizabeth Darwish

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Fashion Re-fix time again SCORCHERS. Meet Elizabeth Darwish fondly known by friends as Saaja (pronounced Say-Jah). Elizabeth recently got a new job and wanted help spicing up her Casual Friday wardrobe and well that’s where we at SCORCH came in. First we visited the ever versatile Bally and we asked him to hook our girl up. Then we called in our favourite, friendly-neighbourhood Stylist Dani and she visited GlamStar and picked some hot looks that can easily be transformed from office wear to ‘Friday night drinks…

Conversation with a specialist: Ricarda Thompson

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We at SCORCH hear the criticism all the time. “Y’all just have a bunch of pretty faces in the magazine, they lack substance!” Well Ricarda blows that stereotype to pieces. Not only is she a 7+ Stunna but she also has a lot more to offer as well. She’s a “fly-girl” in every sense of the word! What’s your age and profession? I recently turned 23 and I’m a Helicopter Pilot. How did you decide that was what you wanted to do? From small I…