Undressing The Avenue

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This man whose name rhymes with poui has been singing songs of bobol. He sang about banning paint from J’Ouvert, removing Carnival from the place where it was born and shutting down the spots we all love. As we are all aware, he was successful in undressing the strip that has helped our social lives flourish. The vibe of our beloved Avenue with the most organic liming spots was taken away. Bars, tattoo shops & restaurants suffered. The hard-working doubles, gyro and burger cart saw…

SCORCH Issue 39

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SCORCH Issue 39 is now available for download and viewing online. Click the download link below to check out the Real Champions, featuring ManU, Barca, Chelsea and Real Madrid.                     DOWNLOAD

Cunnilingus Causes Cancer?

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Todays WTF news is brought to you by Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas:  the star of  Fatal Attraction, has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex. WHAT!! Liberace Trailer: When asked about his years of alcohol and cigarette abuse, he replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.” Well. I. Never. Do any ladies want to weigh in on this topic? No!! Ok.  

NEYMAR Jr. – FC Barcelona

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Barca fans all know how the season ended. Though they won the La Liga, the virtually imploded in the Champions League. Conceding 7 goals at the hands of eventual winners, Bayern Munich. Yesterday however, in a move to prevent such things happening in the future, they unveiled Brazil’s hottest talent, Neymar Jr. FC Barcelona fans what do you think about this signing? Do you think he can mesh with Messi and light the football world on fire? Or do you think it would all come…

PS3 – The Last of Us

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To be honest, we are Xbox 360 fans here at SCORCH. But this game has definitely caught our eye. The Last of Us is a post-apocalyptic action shooter game developed by Naughty Dog. Joel, a brutal survivor, and Ellie, a brave younger teenage girl who is wise beyond her years, must work together if they hope to survive their journey across the US. Release: Jun 14, 2013 PS3 fans, are you gonna cop this when it comes out? Holla back and let us know.  

Game Of Thrones – RED WEDDING

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SPOILER ALERT!! The above video basically sums up how a lot of people felt. [divider] We waited long enough to talk about last Sunday’s episode of GOT. So we hope all of you saw it by now. Talisa was stabbed repeatedly in the stomach. What made it even more shocking is that she was carrying Robb’s child. MIND = BLOWN Let us know what you thought after watching it.

Paprika Restaurant Review

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There’s no set date or time for visiting Paprika but there are certain nights that have a tad bit more people than another. We ventured across on a Wednesday and the bar hosted at least 4-5 people, inside about 10 people and the outside patio an easy 15 people. While we waited, we observed the cow-skin couch, the art piece with radiators and pipes, the disco balls, the galvanised roofing and our favourite artist on the screen: the soothing & sexy, Sade. After a glass…

Project Fat Boy Slim

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Now as you know, SCORCH is a lifestyle brand. Yes, a big part of what we do involves partying, pumping, kicks and so on but there is a more serious side to things as well. While this may not be what we are best known for, it is something we pride ourselves in nonetheless. The “Project FatBoy Slim” (P.F.S.) concept was born out of this. We essentially wanted to set someone on a path of health, strength and overall well being We didn’t have to…

SCORCH Endorsed: Guinness Street Football Challenge

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Today we are heading to the Jean Pierre Complex to take in the finals of the Guinness Street Football Challenge. Competing in today’s finals are group winners Drifterz Answer Back (Tobago), Skillz that Killz (South Zone), Junior Mafia (East Zone), Chelsea (Central Zone), Foundation (Central Zone runners-up) and Hills Have Eyes (North East Zone), along with runners up Untouchables (North East Zone) and Basic (North West Zone). Kick-off is at 5 p.m. so doh stick. Additional entertainment will be provided by Blaxx and Prophet Benjamin. Best of…

SCORCH _UCK WORK Advisory

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Well _uckers!!! We are only one day away from kickin off the SCORCH summer with our first event. Some people say it’s slackness but we say its just ah Trini thing Duckin’ Work to pump! Rules to Duck Work: Date/time: Wednesday 29th May Boarding starts at 12:30 noon Sailing 2:00 sharp!!! (There are those of you may be telling yourselves you could reach for 2 and you will get on, but you’ll have a next thing coming. Please remember we don’t give refunds if you…