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Today the White House changed it’s twitter avatar to the colours of a rainbow. Outside the US Supreme Court, amidst a sea of rainbow flags, people celebrated. A big fury of fabulousness about the announcement. Gay marriage legalized nationwide! So if all of a sudden yuh bachelor neighbour who has no kids and does blast lady Gaga outta he yellow n’ black swift bounce outta Trinidad today and emigrate Stateside yuh done know why… It have a Lady Gaga summer tour coming up…obviously. Will the…

Know Yuhself

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So as social media has been informing us all (because apparently no one reads the blasted paper anymore!) there seems to be a trend of self-UNawareness plaguing us. Patient zero (publicly at least) ungraciously took the form of Mr. Caitlyn Transjenner, empowering confused males everywhere to finally let there inner female names fly! Then came along Ms. Rachel Dolezal who decided to put her own spin on her identity crisis with her Transracial struggle. So, naturally, here comes our SCORCHin’ opinion! Just think, if only…

Who’s On The Loose??

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It is the season of party and fete, which means it’s just around the season where Delilahs are on all the loose! But, it seems nowadays that Delilah isn’t the only one who’s on the loose. Ladies, time to get a wake-up call, because SCORCH is here to let you know which fellas with the broken leashes are the ones to look out for this season!

Winter is Coming: Raze the Dead

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Snow. Snow. Snow. If you say it three times into a mirror at midnight a soca artist dressed in all black is going to appear out of the woods and kill you with a monotonous never changing video. More mudda-effin snow. That’s what I thought the name of the song was. Instead they need to raze the video production ingenuity for Fay-Ann’s latest music video All it would take is one scene switch for this video to be 100 times better. Maybe the director should…

Started from the bottom now we….where???: Hispaniola edition.

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Usually when you speak about Hispaniola, (mostly if yuh gone foreign), you will be met with a “Huh??”. However, if you speak of the Dominican Republic and Haiti, that’s when bells start to ring. Often, some of us may forget that they are one country, especially seeing that ONLY Haiti was hit by the devastating earthquake in 2010 (this continues to tief everyone’s head). But, considering the long and very rocky history these two countries have between each other, it seems that the Dominican Republic would in fact favour the thoughts of those who continuously forget that they are on the same island.

Orange Is The New Jack

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Unless you have been living under a rock for the past 2 weeks, you surely know what has been going on with Jack Warner and his new British rival, John Oliver. However, in case yuh really missed the bacchanal, here’s a quick update: *Dramatic Recap Music* ….Previously on Orange Is The New Jack First of all, Jack Warner, a.k.a former FIFA Vice President, was arrested last month facing charges on money laundering and corruption– with regard to diverting US$750,000 in emergency funds intended for victims…

Yuh Own The Road Awa?!

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The roads of Trinidad (yuh not too far off eh Tobago) is one place yuh sure to reach and get vex at least once. From the maxi man causing traffic because he gives no _ucks to granny driving like it’s Sunday evening, we just can’t seem to understand why it’s so difficult for drivers and pedestrians alike to just have some consideration or even just some damn brains. Check out some of our biggest irritations and we’re sure some of yours as well.

10 Types of Summer Parties

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Summertime is right around the corner and yuh feelin’ lil antsy. Pockets feeling lil’ tight but you tell yuhself dis Summer, you out and BAD. And why not? It have enough fete to choose from, but now the trouble is, which events do you go to? What events do they have? And most importantly, what kits do I have to prepare? Don’t worry, SCORCH has yuh back with every type of party to expect this Summer.