So we were flippin’ through some old SCORCH magazines and we came across the taste test for Chee Zees and Cheeze Stiks. Unable to decide for ourselves which one was better, we decided to resurrect the test to finally put an end to this age-old debate.
You and your significant other’s fights more famous than Pacquiao and Mayweather, but yuh still wondering if to stay in the game?? Well SCORCH is here to give you a few signs of when yuh know it’s time to tap out.
In three flicks of the thumb you would probably see at least three of the same posts by three different people. As such, your good friends at SCORCH decided to identify some of the most popular categories and see if there were any offender s within the SCORCH family.
So I got up this morning and did something I usually don’t do. I checked my Twitter. I clicked the Search bar and was shown some of the highest trending topics. There was only one that really caught my eye, #ItsADateIf. However, we all know we don’t ‘date’ in the Caribbean so I had to add a little twist on the hashtag with #YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf…. #HeTrackingYuhIf …He picks you up. Regardless of if it’s a rust-bucket, when a man goes out of his way to pick…
Pear-shaped… hourglass-shaped… ectomorph… mesomorph… top-heavy… bottom-heavy… We’ve all heard of the different body types as described in everything from medical science journals to your everyday magazine. For those of you who aren’t sure where exactly you fit, SCORCH has put together an easy reference list that we’re sure you can all relate to.
We all know those n!ggas that stay being thirsty. They’re out there throwing their line into the water hoping any ol’ wabeen will bite. Here are a few sure ways to spot them Gatorade needing, dry throat like they’re in the Sahara type fools.
Yuh not dating, yuh not together but he warming up yuh bed right thru? Here are a few points of clarification for your own version of _ucked up.
From the beginning of time, sex has been entangled with alot of ego and pride in one’s work. Everyone likes feeling like they are a champ in the chambers, sensual slayer in the sheets and a big, bad bully in the bedroom! Some of you may be wondering, “How do I become a Bedroom Bully?” Well, as expected, SCORCH has got the formula!
We think it’s high time you females learn to ‘do you’ humbly and unapologetically. You don’t need to post weekly memes proclaiming how much you’re doing your thing, how independent you are and why everyone should ‘Beware of Your Crazy’ if they cross you. JUST DO IT!
For our friends out there who pocket on E but wanna ball like they see on TV, here’s some quick tips on how to ball on a budget!
