If you’re having any problems deciphering just how young might be ‘too young’ for you, we got yuh covered. Here are a few red flags you can look out for when spending time with yuh smallie.
By Wally Cambridge and Sasha Lowhar
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For decades psychologists and sociologists have plunged into research centering the unavoidable phenomenon of infidelity. And for years we have read many EliteDaily and BuzzFeed articles trying to, ourselves, figure out why males cannot seem to fight the urge to cheat. As such, SCORCH is happy to provide you with our own theories on the reasons why man does horn.
Despite frequent claims of “no vehicles available” and “Sergeant how-he-name on sick leave”, the police service clearly has the resources to organise a nationwide stop and search when they want. Apparently, the qualifications for a police offer are 5 CXC passes and a minimum of 3 yrs working experience at Laughlin & DeGannes since everything from engine oil to tyre pressure was getting checked. While they were checking for vehicular defects, the police clearly weren’t concerned about the use of mobile phones while driving since…
So we are all familiar with the story of God taking Adam’s rib and making him a mate, a partner for a lonely man so he could have someone to support him, love him, care for him, uplift him, etc. (we all know how important a woman is). So, a billion years ago, The Boss basically created a prototype of what a relationship should be. However, over time it has changed and developed in so many ways and birthed all kinda different functional and dysfunctional scenarios. So, as always, SCORCH is here to explain to you the different and most popular types of relationships.
From the beginning of time, there has always seemed to be an unexplainable zeal for sharing ones privates across whatever available medium at the time. However, with the introduction and rapid expansion of social media and mobile devices in today’s society, the naked art form has become agreeably a bit more tricky. With the wide varirty of platforms and their extensive functionalities, there is nothing stopping someone from instantaneously copying/saving and sharing an image you send them. Thus, the only way to protect yourself nowadays…
Two weeks into the shadow of Carnival and with Easter right around the corner, some of us still find ourselves making and breaking our Lenten promises to ourselves. Who swore they would stop doing this and start doing that, yet living the same life they living since 2012. So, for those of you who, despite your New Year resolutions, still living yuh life wrong, SCORCH has some suggestions of how you can still try to redeem yuhself this Lent.
This carnival had the potential of being popped down in many regards. As many of you know , one incident changed everything. Changed the game, changed the mas, changed me and even changed the tone of this post, making it very different from the others. But there is something hysterical and telling about being in an ER two weeks before carnival with your first three questions being, “When can I get back to work?” “When can I drink?” …and “Can I play mas?” No wonder…
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