When someone says, “Pan”, it’s understood that they are referring to Pan Trinbago’s Panorama Semi-Finals Competition, bringing together the best steel bands and players in Trinidad and Tobago and from around the world since 1963. In the late 2000′s the Semis had a huge resurgence in popularity when some hardcore limers (probably SCORCH affiliates) decided that pan was no longer an ‘ole people ting’, but an event to ketch a vibe and bird-watch (we’ll get to that later). Since then, Pan has become a requisite…

Dear SCORCHers, At some point or another every woman has had an encounter with me. I mean I kinda get up in there. I puff out, hump up and make myself seen. I have my share of haters mostly from jealous b!tches or those who think they were morally appointed to judge me. Judgement passed regardless of if it’s that time of the month, the type of clothing material, nil or ill-fitting undergarments or just damn good genes. However, I can no longer take it…

The ins and outs, dos and don’ts and the P’s and _ucking Q’s of surviving the road with your significant other.

The Boss. The Big Man in the Business. Call him what you want, Neil ‘Iwer’ George is a soca staple with a career that rivals perhaps only that of Machel Montano in longevity. Since his Road March runner-up ‘Boom Boom Time’ in 1987 (yes, NINETEEN EIGHTY-SEVEN! De man shelling down fete since before the coup!) Iwer has been dropping hit after hit, racking up 3 Soca Monarch titles, a Road March title and a slew of top 3 finishes in both competitions over a 30…