Somebody Pay Rihanna Please

Pay up or yuh dead. Seems to be the philosophy for Ri Ri. The anticipated BBHMM video from the Bajan queen premiered at midnight last night, and whilst some of you were probably on yuh fourth dream, a few SCORCH night crawlers happened to take it in. Now we’ve been convinced Rih could be a lil on de off side for a while now eh but she cleared any doubts we had with this video.

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Homegirl boxed up the “B*tch”s wife in an ole grip and hauled that thing around like she just came back from Guyana with clothes to sell on Charlotte Street. ( oh yea the b*tch she refers to in the song happens to be a dude ) Whilst her two disturbing-looking side-kicks torture the trophy wife to nights end, she made several calls to the damn bitch who to no avail refused to pay up! And in keeping with the good ole kidnapping regulations 101 she’d have no choice but to get rid of the wifey right? … Nah, too easy for badgalriri. There is a PLOT TWIST ….

Like a modern day feminist mafia movie.. there’s ass, nipples, busted heads, potential drowning, high b*tches and RiRi’s naked body covered in blood ..If you’re into that sorta thing.

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So If you haven’t already, take a look see at the bad-assery before it’s permanently banned from Vevo (and by the looks of it, we’re guessing you don’t have much time)

Let us know what you think in the comments.

P.S – Rihanna had some trouble with her accountant some time ago, leaving her almost close to bankruptcy in 2009. They settled out of court for less than she would have hoped for. We’re guessing she’s finally getting payback by directing and blatantly calling them out in the video.

We’re legit concerned for their well-being right now.