SUPER SOAKERS: The Business of the Female Water Gun

SUPER-SOAKERS

In light of recent discoveries on the Internet, we got to talking here in the office about the who, when, where, why and HOW?

To some females, operating a water gun is not that easy. For some others, it’s so easy that it’s hard to explain.

Who: Every female’s barrel comes preloaded but she just has to be familiar enough with the workings of her gun to bypass the trigger guard.

When: Operating a gun always it has to be done in a safe, contained environment. If she’s in a shooting range alone, she just has to ensure there are no valuables to be damaged by the discharge of the ammunition. When practicing shooting with a partner she obviously doesn’t want to shoot towards any region that can cause sight or hearing-impairment.

Where: We recommend anywhere with a piece of foundation plastic/ tarpaulin to protect from stray bullets/water.

Why: Just because you can dammit!

How: A female who is familiar with observing others firing their guns on the Internet are usually more likely to know how to fire when the time comes. She knows how to load the barrel, she has the perfect grip and having a magazine is optional. Once she’s not too tense and is comfortable with the feel of the weapon in her hand, she will surely be able to fire, on aim…everytime.

If she hasn’t dedicated the necessary time to do the self-education of the ins and outs of shooting, things will be more difficult, but have no fear…not impossible (we do recommend observing others before practising yourself). The trigger is the most important piece of the gun to become comfortable with if you want to learn to shoot. You have to touch the trigger at exactly the right angle with the right amount of force for an adequate amount of time. Beware though, you may end up discharging before you anticipated.

Trust us, once you get the hang of shooting… with or without a magazine, you won’t be able to stop.