1. She uses you to scare off guys she isn’t interested in or to make the ones she is jealous.

2. You’re the first guy she introduces her boyfriend to.

3. You’re also the first guy she calls when she and said boyfriend fight/break up.

4. She’s referred to you at least once as the “brother she never had”.

5. Her parents ask you to spend the night when they’re away to make sure she’s safe.

6. She made a picture of the two of you her profile pic on Facebook… with the caption “BFF <3.”

7. When her mother always asks “How come you never tried for _______” she just scoffs uninterestedly.

8. She asks you for your opinion on other guys she’s dating or interested in.

9. You always drop her home after parties… but never get invited inside.

10. That one time y’all got drunk together and almost hooked up, she turned you down by saying she “Didn’t wanna ruin your great friendship.”

WOMEN:

1. Wait, it have a friend zone for women? Once yuh eh too hard on the eye he bound to make ah pass at yuh… Just wait ‘til both ah allyuh drunk and yuh go see.