Tag Archives: Fuckery

10 “Little white lies” women tell

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It’s not that we want to, it’s that we have to. It keeps us sane and keeps relationships long lasting. We were originally going to do this as a male/ female piece but in essence both men and women lie about the same things. Women are just much better at it, so there is a level of uncertainty there. Is she being truthful? Or is she lying? – Poor guys!

Top 10 Signs You are in the Friend Zone

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MEN: 1. She uses you to scare off guys she isn’t interested in or to make the ones she is jealous. 2. You’re the first guy she introduces her boyfriend to. 3. You’re also the first guy she calls when she and said boyfriend fight/break up. 4. She’s referred to you at least once as the “brother she never had”. 5. Her parents ask you to spend the night when they’re away to make sure she’s safe. 6. She made a picture of the two…

Candy Crushed: Ah Fed Up!

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I’m not gonna name names but some people have a problem. On my Facebook status updates feed I increasingly see venting. No not the regular man/woman drama; inescapable “haters”; badmind, film-flammery; office politics, politics; monkey glands raised by rainy weather; soundboy beef; new local porn or who get make out, it is something way more insidious. It is of a dark and sinister nature… people getting loud up because of Candy Crush. And I quote, “Not me and allyuh b!tches! 12 days I stuck on…

What Women Want

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‘Cause lets be real, by that age, everything women thought was so important, everything on their proverbial ‘checklist’, really doesn’t matter that much anymore. Go figure. Nobody really knows what women want. Nobody. Not even women themselves. How many times have you heard a girl talk about only dating guys who are smart, ambitious and loving, only to get pregnant for an unemployed a**hole who still living by he mudda. However, despite their seemingly labyrinthine nature and desires, women, like all creatures, do display some…

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Daddy

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Ladies if you are desiring an eligible, sizzling, single man to call your own you may be in for a wait, with the growing number of Non-traditional families the term “single man” has been redefined in our generation.  Most single men have already been bestowed with the gift of fatherhood, and it is definitely a game changer. Not to worry ladies, I got your back! Here are 10 things to keep in mind when considering dating a man who carries the title of “Da” “Dad”…

You Need To Stop!

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As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up,…