Tag Archives: The Vroom Vroom Issue

10 Things to Know When Dating a Baby Momma

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The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know. Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival. 10. Baby Momma Body While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is…

Conversation with a specialist: Ricarda Thompson

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We at SCORCH hear the criticism all the time. “Y’all just have a bunch of pretty faces in the magazine, they lack substance!” Well Ricarda blows that stereotype to pieces. Not only is she a 7+ Stunna but she also has a lot more to offer as well. She’s a “fly-girl” in every sense of the word! What’s your age and profession? I recently turned 23 and I’m a Helicopter Pilot. How did you decide that was what you wanted to do? From small I…

You Need To Stop!

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As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up,…