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		<title>10 Things to Know When  Dating a Baby Momma</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2013 19:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know. Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival. 10. Baby Momma Body While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is...  <div><a href="http://166.78.7.22/10-things-to-know-when-dating-a-baby-momma/" class="readmore">Continue reading &#8594;</a></div>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The pool of single women without children is dwindling FAST. For some, this is unfamiliar territory. So if you plan on checking a woman with a child, we have complied a list of 10 things you should know.</p>
<p>Side Note: there are quite a few hot MILFs walking around the savannah getting fit for carnival.</p>
<p><strong>10. Baby Momma Body</strong><br />
While some women have the ability to bounce back after a pregnancy, most women, sadly, do not. To put it in politically correct terms, this is NOT a showroom car anymore. #StretchMarks</p>
<p><strong>9. Replacement Father</strong><br />
Don’t ever think she is looking for a replacement for the child’s father who is no longer in her life, and this can get even more complicated if you have a child of your own. So be open and take your time.</p>
<p><strong>8. Things move slower than usual</strong><br />
As a single man you are probably accustomed to running through girls apace. But a woman with a child is “most likely” looking for some stability. So she is probably going to feel you out before you get to “hit that”.</p>
<p><strong>7. Commitment Issues</strong><br />
State your intentions early. Ask her if she is looking for a fling or a long term relationship &#8211; manage your expectations. She is<br />
building her career and taking care of a child, so no need wasting time.</p>
<p><strong>6. De Chile Father</strong><br />
This is a tricky issue. If he is in the child’s life then you are going to probably see him or at least hear her complain about him. There is bound to be tension, after all, your are probably having sex with his baby momma.</p>
<p><strong>5. You’re not my father</strong><br />
One day you are probably going to have to correct/discipline her child and that could make for drama. Handle this situation with kid’s gloves (pun intended).</p>
<p><strong>4. If You Don’t like Kids…LEAVE</strong><br />
If it’s just a booty call when she has found a babysitter, all well and good. If you decide to get into a relationship, remember that child is there forever and that baggage may be too much for you to handle. Just be honest with yourself!!</p>
<p><strong>3. Second Place</strong><br />
Don’t be a tourist to the truth. You are always going to play second fiddle to her child. Accept it and move on.</p>
<p><strong>2. Pumping Ahead</strong><br />
If your girl has a child, you can’t call her up on a Friday evening and say let’s go Miami for the weekend for Carnival. She has to get a babysitter to start with. So plan your outings weeks in advance.</p>
<p><strong>1. Financial Implications</strong><br />
While she may be an independent woman, every purchase you make from here on in, you make by three. Whether it’s a simple thing like ice cream or renting a place for the three of ya’ll to live. So just bear that in mind.</p>
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		<title>Conversation with a specialist: Ricarda Thompson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2013 16:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We at SCORCH hear the criticism all the time. “Y’all just have a bunch of pretty faces in the magazine, they lack substance!” Well Ricarda blows that stereotype to pieces. Not only is she a 7+ Stunna but she also has a lot more to offer as well. She’s a “fly-girl” in every sense of the word! What’s your age and profession? I recently turned 23 and I’m a Helicopter Pilot. How did you decide that was what you wanted to do? From small I...  <div><a href="http://166.78.7.22/conversation-with-a-specialist-ricarda-thompson/" class="readmore">Continue reading &#8594;</a></div>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We at SCORCH hear the criticism all the time. “Y’all just have a bunch of pretty faces in the magazine, they lack substance!”</p>
<p>Well Ricarda blows that stereotype to pieces. Not only is she a 7+ Stunna but she also has a lot more to offer as well. She’s a “fly-girl” in every sense of the word!</p>
<p><strong>What’s your age and profession?</strong><br />
I recently turned 23 and I’m<br />
a Helicopter Pilot.</p>
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<strong>How did you decide that was what you wanted to do?</strong><br />
From small I can recall thinking to myself I didn’t want to be cooped up in an office. I knew I needed something that was a little bit more exciting. At first my goal was to be an airplane pilot, just being in control of this large machine, feeling the turbulence etc, the whole idea of it fascinated me.</p>
<p><strong>So you’re an adrenaline junkie?</strong><br />
Yea, I got a rush from it; most people may be scared or shy away from it but I loved the thought of it! My cousin who works offshore is the one who put forward the idea of flying helicopters. So I researched it, found a school and set off on my journey to be the best damn helicopter pilot out there.
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<p><strong>So you completed it last year; where did you go from there?</strong><br />
Well right now I’m freelancing. I work with a company out of Mexico called Comesa. I’m on call as the need arises, so they will fly me out there to work probably for a few weeks to a month, then I come back home. I normally would be responsible for transporting machinery and people out into the field.</p>
<p><strong>So how long did it take you to complete your training?</strong><br />
It takes as little as 6 months to do it. For me it took about 1 and a 1/2 years, because I wanted to travel as well so I flew to Miami, Orlando, California just to name a few places. I was 20 when I left TnT at that time.</p>
<p><strong>How would you describe your profession to a five year old?</strong><br />
It is VERY cool! I get to fly Helicopters! *laugh*</p>
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<strong>What do you think is the hardest part of your job?</strong><br />
Multitasking on a high level and the fact that you have to concentrate a lot. At the end of the day it’s my life and other people’s lives in my hands, so there is no room for error. The<br />
helicopter alone costs a few million dollars (US).</p>
<p><strong>How do you manage that? For someone so young that’s plenty responsibility.</strong><br />
The first thing is maturity, definitely. You just have to motivate yourself to get the job done and more importantly get it done right the first time!
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<p><strong>What do you think was your hardest day on the job?</strong><br />
To me every day brings new challenges, but my first day out alone just so happened to be my most challenging. It was my first solo flight and I had a communication failure. It wasn’t on the job<br />
but still in training and I couldn’t speak to anyone to get clearance to land. I had to do an emergency procedure, circling the landing zone till I figured out the most practical solution possible. It was a bit nerve racking but while in it I didn’t really think about anything else but a solution. It was all my call and in the end it turned out pretty well. I landed on the taxi way where I knew it would be clear.</p>
<p><strong>Being in a male dominated profession how have you adapted?</strong><br />
Well that’s one of the reasons I don’t have a job in Trinidad right now. There is a lot of politics down here. I got a chance to prove myself by taking jobs outside of TnT. Experience is everything,<br />
plus you get a chance to build a name for yourself. I think outside of Trinidad they focus more on your skill set and not the fact that you’re a female. For instance one of my first trips to Mexico I was in a camp of a hundred plus men and lil’ ole me was the only female. Now when I say camp it is literally that. It was port-a-potties, the full works but I had to<br />
adapt.</p>
<p>At first my fellow pilots were intimidated by me but now it’s all cool. One of them even told me that it was great to see a woman doing the job.</p>
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		<title>You Need To Stop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2013 00:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Issue 42]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up,...  <div><a href="http://166.78.7.22/you-need-to-stop/" class="readmore">Continue reading &#8594;</a></div>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As my pen name “De Sanitation Specialist” implies, I have made it my life’s mission to confront and call out the sh!t that exists in our society. Oftentimes I really want to tell people they “modda so and so” but then I remember that being a “loud-mouth-opinionated-know-it-all-grammar-nazi” is not cool and I might probably get bitch-slapped for it anyway. BUT *cue choir of angels singing* then I remember that those smarty-pants at Scorch gave me a section called “Quality Control” to vent all my pent-up, deep-seated daddy issues, and believe me, in this episode I proudly fly my a-hole flag, just because I can!</p>
<p>So these are the things I’ve been really meaning to say to a couple well-known and not so well-known folks, who honestly need to sit down in a corner somewhere and shut the f*ck up. Seriously. They need to stop.</p>
<p><strong>1. THAT DJ GUY,</strong> who insists that he needs to “call out” all the bisexual girls in the party. Ahm dude, we get that two girls going at it is a turn-on but you don’t need to call out the scene, you just sound thirsty and obsessed. You need to stop.</p>
<p><strong>2. THE UBER TALKERS.</strong> You know that one girl or guy who doesn’t stop talking from the moment you guys meet up till the moment you grab for the shovel to hit them over the head? Come on chick, nobody cares about your ex three boyfriends ago, and come on dude we secretly roll our eyes every time you brood over the fact that she only wants to be friends. But seriously, nobody but your mamie cares. You need to stop.</p>
<p><strong>3. IG SUPERSTARS.</strong> We get that you think you’re a ‘#handsome/#Sexy/#Hot’ #educated #greatsmile #islandloving #greatpersonality but 427 #selfie photos of your face seems a bit #much #overdo. You need to stop.</p>
<p><strong>4. BITTER BIRDS.</strong> Yeah taking a horn is tough. And yeah taking 36 horn is probably worse. But you know what? I blame you! You keep picking loser men to take advantage of you, your car, your apartment and your bank account. You need to stop.</p>
<p><strong>5. MILEY MEMES.</strong> We saw the awards show, the funny piece of skin hanging where Miley’s ass is supposed to be, the cringe-worthy tongue she kept sticking out, and the glazed popped-a-molly-far-away look in her eyes but the three thousand six hundred and twelve memes that keep circulating the interweb is just not that funny anymore. I stopped laughing around noon the day after the awards. Seriously. You need to stop.</p>
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