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	<title>The SCORCH &#187; Wagonist</title>
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		<title>Bandwagonist Unite!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2013 11:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kemi Burgen]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[F*ckery]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s face it. Being a wagonist is way more fun and fulfilling than being a die-hard supporter. Who wants a team that loses anyway? Just to say in the next 7 years that you were supporting them even when they were losing? Bleh. Totally not worth it. And we not just talking about sports, we taking any and everything! so watch out!! The bandwagonists win. Every time. ]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m not ashamed to profess it. I am a bandwagonist. So what? I don’t watch football, but I know my favorite team is FC Barcelona. I love Cristiano Ronaldo because he’s cute. Wait, what team does he play for? That’s my NEW favorite team.  I don’t listen to EDM, but I’m first in the line to get my ticket to Major Lazer. Wait.. EDM? I actually call it techno. Getting vex as yet?  Why you mad? </p>
<p>Every time the sports seasons roll around, we see the all-familiar facebook and twitter rants about “look how everyone’s new fave team is gonna be *insert winning team* now. smh. #wagonists” </p>
<p>Yea, yea.. sure, I just wanna be up in all d sauce, even when I don’t really know the history of WHATEVER we might be talking about. My question to YOU is, what’s wrong if I decide I’m gonna jump on a bandwagon and support something new? Where are the rules that say that I have to support ONE team forever and ever till thy kingdom come? &#8230;or where are the guidelines that tell me when I’m allowed to change my views on something? Or is that you just can’t? Once you pick, you can’t go back on it… ever? What if I like to change my mind about things? </p>
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<p>I get that you have been a supporter for 100 years and you’re finally proud that your team brought you some glory when everyone was saying that they’d never make it to finals… and that’s AWESOME. What I’d like to know is this: how does it affect you when someone else started backing that team at the beginning of this season? </p>
<p>I bet it makes you feel like they haven’t done anything as a supporter to deserve that title, and you’re mad because you been there for your team throughout, ent? And you’ve done so much for your team in the past years… ent?  And you used to live in Madrid too… ent? lol… OKAY. Get vex nah, we will never run outta wagonists, especially in our country… you&#8217;re gonna just have to stay vex and rant about it time and time again… Meanwhile, I’ll be here like… “Suarez is scoring plenty goals.. Liverpool is my team this yearrr.” and there won’t be anything you “die-hard” footballists or Liverpoolians.. (or whatever you call them) can do to stop me! HA.  </p>
<p>Let’s face it. Being a wagonist is way more fun and fulfilling than being a die-hard supporter. Who wants a team that loses anyway? Just to say in the next 7 years that you were supporting them even when they were losing? Bleh. Totally not worth it. And we not just talking about sports, we taking any and everything! so watch out!! The bandwagonists win. Every time. </p>
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