We live in a day and age where society is built around the unwavering tradition of growing up, going to college, forming a career and getting married. So, it’s no surprise that women are naturally groomed to be the creatures of rigid commitment and strict ‘moral’ codes that they are. Men, on the other hand, tend to be a lot less adaptive to such stringent and especially monogamous lifestyles. By their biological and psychological nature, men are more sexually driven than the more romantically inclined fairer sex. This is hypothesised to be the ever elusive “Why?” with respect to the global male horning epidemic. For decades psychologists and sociologists have plunged into research centering the unavoidable phenomenon of infidelity. And for years we have read many EliteDaily and BuzzFeed articles trying to, ourselves, figure out why males cannot seem to fight the urge to cheat. As such, SCORCH is happy to provide you with our own theories on the reasons why man does horn.
The New Cyat Smell
I’m sure you all have some idea of what it’s like to hop into a new car for the first time, the novelty. Nothing ever compares to clean welcoming upholstery, refreshing interior and that fresh new car smell. Well…basically the same thing.
Seasoned Vet
These cheaters have gotten away with it before and are now under the impression that they are a young Leo in ‘Catch Me If You Can’. The security of the feeling that they will never be caught empowers them into repeat offending.
Badmind
If iz one thing that does make man horn, it’s badmind. Once a man feelings take ah lil punch up in a relationship, he heart does swell with that poison. And for some, the best way to get back at someone who done’d you wrong is a sweet piece ah horn.
Weak for the Nanz
Some men just have a hard time saying no when a pretty kitty comes purring at their 3rd leg. These men willpower simply on zero and even when they know they should press eject, the puh-gina is just too impossible to reject!
Variety
What man will not, even for a second, entertain the idea of having multiple gyal at once? Some guys just like to have options. You don’t stock yuh fridge with one type of food every month, do you? Even though they might be yuh vital supply, nobody likes eating crix and cheese everyday. These cheaters diversify.
Unreasonable Sexual Appetite
It’s no secret that men have very overzealous libidos, some more than others. In this case, these types of cheaters just cannot be satiated by one person and, thus, look outward for assistance in bridging that sexual gap.
The Thrill
The adrenaline junkie of the relationship world, these cheaters enjoy the rush of living on the edge and the evasion of being caught. The fact that it they shouldn’t be doing it is just as satisfying as the act itself.
Sexual Ego
By the sheer concept of manhood, some men feel like less of a man if they turn down a woman’s sexual advances. Like any human, men like to be wanted and are driven by the fact that they are sexually desired. As such, if a woman shows interest in a little bump and grind, a man feels like it is his social responsibility to indulge her.
Unable To Fully Commit
Some females find men in such a damaged state that they are just unable to commit to any woman. These guys are perpetually on the fence and have no clue what they want. Unfortunately, men who are afraid of commitment aren’t afraid to break it.
Nature
Last but not least, the one all the male readers have been waiting for…It’s simply in their NATURE! Males are not genetically wired to be creatures of monogamy. It has been proven time and time again, over a span of several eras and species. At the end of the day, it is quite possible for a man to have one main love, but virtually impossible for him to have simply one lover.
