So I got up this morning and did something I usually don’t do. I checked my Twitter. I clicked the Search bar and was shown some of the highest trending topics. There was only one that really caught my eye, #ItsADateIf. However, we all know we don’t ‘date’ in the Caribbean so I had to add a little twist on the hashtag with #YuhKnowHeTrackingYuhIf….
#HeTrackingYuhIf …He picks you up. Regardless of if it’s a rust-bucket, when a man goes out of his way to pick your needy a$$ up, that’s a clear sign.
He NOT on yuh If …you have to travel to meet him somewhere, so you both can travel somewhere, to where you have to catch a car to go somewhere…. you catch my drift?
#HeTrackingYuhIf …He carries you somewhere you can be comfortable. Expecting him to take you to somewhere extravagant on the first date means you’re setting yourself up for disaster. But if he carries you to Popeyes, girl RUN.
He NOT on yuh If…he carries you to Hyatt. My bad, if he carries you to STAY in the Hyatt, especially in the first quarter. This ain’t pretty woman.Ain’t nobody got time for that.
#HeTrackingYuhIf …he carries you on a drive and you end up somewhere completely unexpected. Sometimes ending up somewhere with a great view or mellow vibes means he’s trying to impress but not overachieve.
He NOT on yuh If…you end up in jail by the end of the night. *plays Trap Queen in the background*
#HeTrackingYuhIf …If he got on that nice cologne.
He NOT on yuh If…he got on that Axe. No girl.
#HeTrackingYuhIf … it’s quality time with just you and him.
He NOT on yuh If…his buddies, his momma, his girlfriend you just found out about, or a camera crew is present. That last person you’d want to be on a date with is Ian Alleyne.
#HeTrackingYuhIf .. you guys end up in a romantic setting, whether it be in his living room watching a bootleg or fancy dinner.
He NOT on yuh If..he tell you meet him at Aria, Tzar, 51, or any club for that matter.
#HeTrackingYuhIf … he pays for your doubles. If he buys you a Coke too, oohh girl, he got money!
He NOT on yuh If…he carries you by the shadiest Gyro man on the avenue. He’s probably trying to kill you.
